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Apart from Portsmouth who are just generic southern charva's, Southampton across to Bournemouth, Weymouth and Bognor Regis are all just farmer types by the coast. I mean look at the state of Mick Channon's accent. However, I've never lived there, so my grouping isn't set in stone, largely speaking I think I'm right about the rest though. Well if you're goingnto get down to it, there are subtle differences anywhere. Got a few mates from Portsmouth and lived with a lad from university from Southampton. Nowt to differentiate themselves from the restof the south. There's fucking millions of charvas in Kent for example. Bristol and south west are different people though, genetically and culturally. I base the genetic differentiation on that Oppenheimer book I must have mentioned on here about 10 times now. You should have a read of it. Google his name plus origin of the British. Kent charva's oh dear. I've worked with half of them. Without sounding crude or disrespectful, the smelliest minge I've ever smelt was from a bird from Chatham, not that I should throw all of Kent into that one basket like, but I've worked with loads of people from Kent they're fuckin complete and utter charva's, and on top of that you've got the tens of thousands of gypsies who live in Kent who don't fuckin help matters. Dartford, Chatham, Swanley, Bexleyeef, Ashford, Ramsgate, Margate, Gillingham OH DEAR. I've read some of the stuff you've posted on genetics and it interests me. I found something on the net a while ago which proved to me that geordies are the master race of the British Isles. We are the tallest people in Britain. Well not just us, from the borders down to the Humber is where Britain's tallest people live, on average 2 inches taller than people on the West side of Britain, it's the Swedish/Danish influence in the NE that's my theory. When I go to Manchester I feel like Nikola Zigic, but here am just relatively tall. you wouldn't throw all of kent into that lass's smelly basket? She must have been hanging. Seen a lass who lived in ashford which was posh but getting the train down there passing through some places, as you say, oh dear. Wor kid is tall but I'm not. Met my nephew yesterday for the first time, as am over in sweden seeing him. He's the only boy out of 4 kids between us. He's got Swedish in him too and honestly he is going to be massive. He's nearly 3 months younger that mine and already bigger. Aye. They're big cunts the Swedes. With genetics there's normally a reason for things. There's one thing in genetics I don't understand though. Obviously the Chinese and Asians are generally smaller than people in the West, hence they have the smallest cocks. We are Western Europeans, the biggest of the lot, so you'd presume we;d have the biggest cocks. We don't and nor do the blacks according to this documentary on Bravo last year, fuck knows why I was watching it, but it turns out the Mexicans have the biggest cocks, and they're all about 5ft7, I don't know how that works. 8 inches on average, which counts me oot a naa.

Apart from Portsmouth who are just generic southern charva's, Southampton across to Bournemouth, Weymouth and Bognor Regis are all just farmer types by the coast. I mean look at the state of Mick Channon's accent. However, I've never lived there, so my grouping isn't set in stone, largely speaking I think I'm right about the rest though. Well if you're goingnto get down to it, there are subtle differences anywhere. Got a few mates from Portsmouth and lived with a lad from university from Southampton. Nowt to differentiate themselves from the restof the south. There's fucking millions of charvas in Kent for example. Bristol and south west are different people though, genetically and culturally. I base the genetic differentiation on that Oppenheimer book I must have mentioned on here about 10 times now. You should have a read of it. Google his name plus origin of the British. We're originally all "Welsh" and genetically mostly still are. They found a skeleton in a cave in Cheddar in the early 1900s and few years back analysed dna from it and compared it to samples from various locals...the closest match was almost identicle and belonged to a history teacher at the local high school. Similar studies in Shetland have shown the native "Pictish" gene is stronger than the "Norse" gene that the Vikingd brought in. Very Generally, we are who we were at the end of the last ice age, despite celts, romans,saxons,vikings,normans et al The old border between Hampshire and Dorset is about a mile from where I live, at County Gates in Westbourne, and I can confim that they're all cunts on both sides of it Bournemouth used to be in Hampshire, but it changed in the 70s which made the locals very upset to be included in the !west country" i.e. joined to the Borough of Poole, snobby fuckers Hampshire played cricket in Bournemouth right up till the 90s, bit like Yorkshire playing at Middlesbrough now and then. Me sister is 41 now but she had a holiday romance when I was a kid in Cyprus with this lad from Fareham. It's funny I can remember this lad 25 years ago, he was called Darcy and from Fareham, I can categorically say that till that point in my life (7) he was THE biggest mug I'd encountered. Looked like he belonged in Bros and thought he was Gordon Banks cos he played for Fareham in the FA Cup.

Apart from Portsmouth who are just generic southern charva's, Southampton across to Bournemouth, Weymouth and Bognor Regis are all just farmer types by the coast. I mean look at the state of Mick Channon's accent. However, I've never lived there, so my grouping isn't set in stone, largely speaking I think I'm right about the rest though. Well if you're goingnto get down to it, there are subtle differences anywhere. Got a few mates from Portsmouth and lived with a lad from university from Southampton. Nowt to differentiate themselves from the restof the south. There's fucking millions of charvas in Kent for example. Bristol and south west are different people though, genetically and culturally. I base the genetic differentiation on that Oppenheimer book I must have mentioned on here about 10 times now. You should have a read of it. Google his name plus origin of the British. Kent charva's oh dear. I've worked with half of them. Without sounding crude or disrespectful, the smelliest minge I've ever smelt was from a bird from Chatham, not that I should throw all of Kent into that one basket like, but I've worked with loads of people from Kent they're fuckin complete and utter charva's, and on top of that you've got the tens of thousands of gypsies who live in Kent who don't fuckin help matters. Dartford, Chatham, Swanley, Bexleyeef, Ashford, Ramsgate, Margate, Gillingham OH DEAR. I've read some of the stuff you've posted on genetics and it interests me. I found something on the net a while ago which proved to me that geordies are the master race of the British Isles. We are the tallest people in Britain. Well not just us, from the borders down to the Humber is where Britain's tallest people live, on average 2 inches taller than people on the West side of Britain, it's the Swedish/Danish influence in the NE that's my theory. When I go to Manchester I feel like Nikola Zigic, but here am just relatively tall.

Well that happened to me 30 years ago when we moved north of the border so its not a new thing tbh. Thing is, most people who live outside of England but in the UK are pretty indifferent to the English but they know things like booing the national anthem (again, something that goes back decades in football) drives English folk to distraction, so they do it all the more. A lot of it is a wind up, but there are exceptions where idiots hate people theyve never met and know little of, but they're everywhere, in England too... We're powerless to stop people wanting to harm us with terrorism if you ask me. We can't change our history in the present and someone is always going to use it to beat us over the head. The security services do a pretty brilliant job stopping the threats from various nutjobs, but it can't be perfect so some terrible things are always likely to happen on our streets in the name of someone's bullshit "cause". Honestly mate and I've experienced this first hand, people from Perthshire up with the possible exception of Dundee, are vehemently and inherently anti-English, not for a wind up or anything else, they hate the English. I bet if you went in a pub in Aberdeen, Perth, Pitlochry, Braemar, Elgin, Dingwall or Peterhead tonight and analysed the words of every conversation, "English basturts" would be the most frequently used phrase. The thing is as well they're so fuckin insular up there it's unbelievable, and racism I can only imagine what it must be like, being black and English in Aberdeen and places in the North of Scotland. I don't think it's all a wind up. The best jocks are from Glasgow and its surrounds, nearest thing you'll get to geordies the rest are insular haters of the English, well apart from Edinburgh where half the pop. is English. Lots of snobby cunts there.

Apart from Portsmouth who are just generic southern charva's, Southampton across to Bournemouth, Weymouth and Bognor Regis are all just farmer types by the coast. I mean look at the state of Mick Channon's accent. However, I've never lived there, so my grouping isn't set in stone, largely speaking I think I'm right about the rest though.

England's like 8 countries in one though, and people all have different characteristics. I put them in this bracket. Geordies people from Tyneside and Northumberland. Generic Northerners, from Yorkshire, the trampy NE, and the trampy bits of the NW. Scousers, people from Merseyside. Mancs, cheek chappies from Gtr Manchester. Generic Midlanders largely all the same - boring cunts. Southerners from outside of London, Peterborough down to the home counties and Brighton. Londonders themselves, and people from Hampshire across to the South West. That's how I'd group them and they all have different characteristics. I will say I might be being a bit harsh putting every cunt in the Midlands in with brummies, but still too non-descript to have a classification.

French clubs must be right twats to their players like. Man Utd have been doing this sort of thing for years, even before they've signed them. Fergie himself went to see Ruud van Nistelrooy after his move to Manchester collapsed when he totally fucked his knee, he flew to Eindhoven two or three times to say "nae bother we'll sign you when it's healed". He done the same with that Steven Defour at Standard Liege last year too.

I think there's a definite acceptance in Scotland, Ireland and Wales to think that it's right to think that England and its' inhabitants are cunts. The way they say "The English" like we're fuckin some sort of evil force. I'd say in order the inbred Scots from places North of Stirling completely hate us in a way that borders on racist. My cousins son goes to school in Dunkeld and gets bullied cos his mammy is English. Honest to god that. Then the Welsh passionately hate us, which always baffles me, when you think their GDP would be like Chad without our support, what the fuck has Wales got? Fuck all. Disgusting booing of the national anthem yesterday. Then the Irish, well some like Kevin who are brought up to believe loyalists and English people are the same thing, then lastly Scots across the Central belt some of which hate us, but have a better understanding of us than most. The fact is England is like any other country, some places has more cunts than others, but we shouldn't be living in fear of terrorists..

Mr Fist thought the same as what I did, and to be fair you've taken the piss out of atrocities in the past, and had IRA leanings. I couldn't give a fuck about the past, but this is now, and these cunts are a threat to our safety, ah but you're alright in Derry where they're fucking from.

I don't think there's anything funny about it at all. The PIRA showing their muscle again. You're a fuckwit at times. This new company I've joined one of the blokes works in the security industry, recruiting people for it, and with the terrorist threat being greater than ever, there's an industry for people in anti-terrorism it's not just govt people. He went to this course the other week when I was in London, given by someone who works for one of the security agencies, and he was told the greatest threat at the moment isn't from muslim fundamentalists, or Al Quaeda, the govt are scared shitless by the PIRA. There's a lot of intelligence to suggest they're planning on major atrocities in England. So what the fuck you laughing at? Would you laugh, if I went to London and was killed, or my sister and primary school kid nephews who live there in a PIRA bomb? Terrorism and scaring people is done by evil bastards, there's fuck all to fight for anyway now, the catholics won largely speaking, and people who think terrorism is funny and terrorists are funny are scum also.

He spends half his time getting pissed, flying his helicopter or fucking about in casino's. I wonder if there's something in his will like Matthew Harding, where if his helicopter crashed and he died, the toon would get half his money.

Ant you mentioned Pirlo there. For me he's the best Italian since Baggio, I've written about how overrated I think Totti is loads of times, every time I've seen Pirlo I've thought what a fuckin player that kid is. He's got one of them heads where he has looked old since he was a teenage though. Set pieces, skill, passing, driving the team forward, immaculate and never gives the ball away. Three CL medals too.

Agree with that. He couldn't lick Tiotes boots to be honest. I've said it since the first time I saw him. Often at Liverpool Alonso was deepest lying midfielder, now contrast him with Mascherano. I'll tell you now £3.5m Tiote is worth nearer the £25m fee Mascherano went Barca for and he is worth nearer the £3.5m Twente received. Am I deluded by saying Tiote is much better? I watch both of them, and Tiote is more aggressive, retains the ball better and is just a better all round presence, in a much inferior side to Liverpool 2 and 3 years ago, Argentina and Bacrelona. I don't even think Mascherano is that much better Parker if at all.

Aye you did that on purpose. If I was running a book on it, 1/5 on purpose 11/2 genuine mistake

You're not wrong. If I had a quid for everyone who has said that to me in the past, I could've bought Chelsea in 1982 instead of Bates for those who know their history. Good lad anyway. I don't mind gays, just the ones who walk like women and talk overly effeminate, you think fair enough your gay but you're just putting that on.

Wishful thinking like, it won't happen though as the atmosphere when we play at 3 on a Saturday is generally awful. I know. I don't like them at all in the modern era. I'm not a traditionalist in that regard to be honest. My ideal kick off would be 6pm on a Saturday night, shite for away fans like, but I love those Saturday night Sky games.

I'm optimistic about this one like I seriously think that we'll win 3-0. If that mug in midfield plays who kicks people in the air Barton just needs to keep out of his way though and let Nolan deal with him. Wolves have nothing in my view, and we just need a good quick start like I always go on about, set the tone in the first 10 mins, and we'll piss it. Kick down Leazes second half and we'll roar them home. One of me mates isn't buying his ticket till 230, cos he says he's not going if Harper's playing he hates him that much. He needs dropping I'd blame him for three of the goals at Stoke, but I think his influence in the club is so great he'll be out number 1 for 2 more years at least. It's felt like pre season with nee home game for four weeks, so hopefully everyone will be well up for it, I've missed it.

I hate this thread now.

With Hudds winning £10.25 balance. Betting £5.25 of that on Braga @ evens with Paddy Power.

Meenzer if you read this, I just made a comment on Twitter, which I don't want you to take out of context, it wasn't about you, but if you see it I'm not homophobic, I'm just asking a question about this kid that became an OB who went to my school. Don't think any the less of me for the comment it's just a figure of speech about how he used to speak.

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You can't reply to such pathetic abuse as that, can you? Wouldn't embarrass mesel by replying. I reckon there's been more dafties sign up in the last 6 month here than ever though. Is it just me, or are Brazil shite? This Neymar aside. Lucas fucking Lucas, he's a very average Premiership midfielder and that's being kind. Elano hitty missy, this is the worst Brazil I can remember to be honest. Worse than 90. Would be nice to see Scotland have at least one shit at goal though. Elano is the John o'shea of Brasil , except he can pass, Not brilliant in any position but not awful when used anywhere along the sides or in centre midfield. but aye Brazil looking pretty average, looking back over the years they've always had at least a couple of total and utter stars playing, but at the minute they've got good players but no "ronaldo" or "romario" type who will take a bad/average game and turn it on it's head. Even Kaka's went shite. I think the best player I've seen from them in the last year is that Luiz. He IS a player and a half. Neymar's looking canny mind, but even the likes of Jadson, Luis Fabiano (first choice striker at the WC), and Nilmar, they're not Brazil players at all in my view. Argentina have far more star players than the current Brazil line up.

Just start it now.

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