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No I want that fuckin half a heed mug to explain - where I've been racist, I notice everyone ignored it too. Disgusting. Can't even slag off the two ABSOLUTE MUGS in my corner shop without being branded racist.

Not like Herr Fritzl I hope. Are you in the Polizei like Wolfgang? I didn't know. Rapid Wien looked very good against Villa and Celtic in recent years, and Belgium are missing some of their top players. Anyway thank you for your input, I've noticed their home results in big games have been good i recent years beating the likes of France and Romania, and in the first game in Brussels a few months ago they scored 4 with 10 men. The bets on now anyway.

Didn't Marcus Trescothick (sic) have a similar problem? What is it with you fucking poms? Weak as piss man. Some survey was done, and depression is linked in some parts to intelligence levels. The higher your intelligence the more likely you are to get it. Makes sense when you never hear of a depressed Aussie. Probably more to do with the weather tbh. I reckon I might even cave in living over there long term. It's offset by the fact English people are much funnier than Aussies, and there's 100 times less chance of your fair skin resulting in skin cancer.

Didn't Marcus Trescothick (sic) have a similar problem? What is it with you fucking poms? Weak as piss man. Some survey was done, and depression is linked in some parts to intelligence levels. The higher your intelligence the more likely you are to get it. Makes sense when you never hear of a depressed Aussie.

See that Michael Yardy is coming home suffering from clinical depression. Poor fella. The last thing he needs is someone calling him mentally weak. Apparently Geoffrey Boycott has told him to pull himself together and he's mentally weak. You have to love Yorkshire sensitivity like. What an absolute tosser.

It's not Wacky, it can't be Wacky was on line when "heatonlass95" was last night. Like I say the only way that would convince me that it's a real person is if they rang up the nightowls, with a designated password we give them, during the conversation with Alan. How about if she writes "I am not Paul Wyn" on her bump and puts the picture on here.

It's too late now anyway, I've stuck it on. Not as much as I was going to like but I've got £100 on them England and Ireland, paying about £540. I read this kids crack on the punters forum.... I get the impression Austrians are more mental than you bog standard German like. I remember one of the first Sunday league teams I played for we had this Austrian play for us, up Bullocksteads, he worked with one of the blokes in the team. He got injured badly in his first game and couldn't play for 5 month, and he turned up looking like your typical German the next week, opened the dressing room door and went "I VEEL ZUPPORT YOU!", everyone sort of clapped but I couldn't hold my laughter in.

It's not Wacky, it can't be Wacky was on line when "heatonlass95" was last night. Like I say the only way that would convince me that it's a real person is if they rang up the nightowls, with a designated password we give them, during the conversation with Alan.

Well Isegrim any crack about it?

There's a snippet in the metro today that we've bid £40m for Moussa Sow and Gervinho. Reminds me of 1988, the toon brought their own newspaper out called "UNITED" the headline one week was, "NO GUARANTEES ABOUT MARADONA BUT...." I shit you not.

It's proper sick if you ask me. Like I say what makes it worse is there's a pic of someones teenage daughter up there purporting to be heatonlass95. As I said wierdo's everywhere, I hate the net that people can hide behind their monitors and be sick cunts like this, the type of cunt no one will ever know who they are, doing it for some type of sick joke. As I said it could be OB, but there's nee paedo's on here, at least I hope there's not, with Paul gone, there's only maybe two I'd suspect as potential wronguns. It's not right though that ID am sorry like it's just not.

I don't know who it is, but it's not a 15 year old lass. I think there's something very sinister about that personally. Full of complete wierdo's the internet, and sadly Toontastic is not immune to it.

I've often wondered that Leazes might actually be some type of muslim cleric living near Brick Lane too. Without doubt "heatonlass15" is fake, I'd stake my life on it. The only way heatonlass15 could prove she's not is ringing the nightowls up tomorrow night, they let any cunt on these days, and saying a few designated passwords. 100% it's some wrongun. A bloke aged between 23 and 35 that's what I'm getting.

That whole paragraph man, brilliant , but the line "offers tigers on for a fight, a genuinely dense monkey" That is comedic genius. Do you think I have a point? Why would some charva lass 15 year old sign up from Heaton telling everyone they're pregnant, then just posting random pish? I can see through wronguns, and this is some type of wierdo, all very, very wrong. Bet they're using a proxy hider to hide their IP. Like I say not quite as big a wrong as Paulwyn42uk but up there. Think it's pretty sick myself. Especially as it's probably some random teenage lass who's pic is up there. Very, very wrong. I don't want to post on a board where wierdo's prosper, can't believe no one has even questioned it. Another thing this is a more skillful wrongun the Paulwyn was. If this was hormonal pregnant 15 year old lass, the first thing she'd do would be read this thread and bite like fuck, completely ignored it despite reading it for a few minutes. Like I say I can sniff them out, I should be a detective absolutely no doubt about it.

I was thinking that as well. PaulR9 is him, he's been on heatonlass95's profile this morning as well, am in the wrong profession I reckon. You're like the Continental Op you like. He's here, He's there, He's every feckin where Paully Wynn, Paully Wynn Checking out the talent I see.............................as in the stained glass windows. Obviously . You can just imagine him going in to the dole late November to sign on, trawling the job boards hoping there's a Santa required sign for 50 hours work in December.

Google Newcastle 5 Leicester 4 and stick it in youtube. Listen to the roar when McGhee makes it 5-4. Thing of the past that noo, only 21,000 or so there too. Best noise I can remember was first home game of the season against Spurs who Gazza had just joined, we'd lost 4-0 at the blue dippers the week before, and were supposed to get stuffed off Spurs too, but we were winning 2-0 after 4 minutes, both goals at a dangerously full Gallowgate End. There was 45,000 in that day imo. Given as about 35,000. The Leicester 5-4 is still one of my favourite games of all time like. Fucking mental considering we looked completely fucked at 4-2 down with just over 10 mins to go. Gallacher scored IIRC and the place erupted. The players responded believing they could do it and never gave up. We got everything we deserved that day. Aitken's debut as well wasn't it? 14 years at Celtic and then he came down to us with a game like that. Pretty certain he said something like the atmosphere suppassed any Old Firm game he'd ever been involved in. Yeah it was. After he'd been brought in to stiffen the midfield and make us harder to break down I'm sure he played central defence, at least that first game? One memory that sticks in my mind was that i was in the east paddock benches that day and there was a point when we were 4-2 down where he just lost it, stamped his foot and fucking screamed at the rest of the defence. No word of a lie, Kevin Scott (wasn't he the captain up until that game?) jumped out of his skin in fear You know what it is Craig I used to work at The Journal when I finished my 6th form prematurely, and they have a vast library of newspaper pieces on fische (is it spelt like that). Every article ever published in the Chronicle, the Journal and the Sunday Sun. It's a huge room directly on the floor space above what was the printers pie. We'd have a field day in there eh? I know a kid who's quite high up in the sales side of things, might ask him if he'd let me in for an hour, and get as much stuff as I can because it's been absolutely mint reading this thread. It's brought back so many childhood memories.

If you imagine like a monkey, in the monkey world being the intelligence of Steven Hawkings comparatively speaking. Could turn a microwave on, could play pontoon, could abuse Robbie Savage by pissing at the telly when he's on. That would be an intelligent monkey. Now at the other end of the scale, you could have the monkey equivalent of DEADMAN. Shits in its food by accident, offers tigers on for a fight, a genuinely dense monkey. Well even this fuckin monkey could see that most of you have been had here Some 15 year old lass comes from no where, telling everyone she's pregnant, putting a pic up of a lass who doesn't even look 15, acting ridiculously dense. Anyone who doesn't even entertain the idea that it's a fake ID, is thick as fuck. Whoever has made this ID up is almost as big a wrongun as paulwyn42nufc in my opinion. My theory was it was the police trying to catch him out after a tip off.

This board has seen some wronguns down the years. I seriously believe the two biggest wronguns of all joined this forum in February. I'll let you speculate who I think the other one is... in my opinion of course. You become a bit of a cynic at a certain age.

In fact that's fucking slander with nothing to support it. If I was a cunt, I could easily get toontastic shut down for your total non-sense, you're a fuckin dick mate. Show me the evidence to support your claim, you absolute arsehole.

Oh fuck off you fuckin nob. You're a racist, deluded, staggeringly ignorant, attention-seeking cunt, all of which combine to make someone who is definitely a hopeless case. I wouldn't waste one minute trying to "clear anything up" with you, because you are fundamentally and at a base level just too thick to understand it. Twice you've done this now you stupidest of cunts. WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I SAID ANYTHING WRONG, YOU MONKEY and there's no racist connotation there, you have the brain of a monkey. There's nothing even touching racist I have said in this thread or in any fucking thread you epic (yank saying for you) arsehole. What are you on about you cunt? Anything criticising muslims is racist to you, you clearly have an inferiority complex with your faith at the root cause. Show me a post where I've said ANYTHING racist. There was that Matthew Syed thing in 2009, apart from that what are you on about you fucking complete fuckwit. Explain what you're on about. Fuckin bell end. You haven't got a clue about football neither, I don't know why you bother. The last time when you attacked me calling me a racist you got a universal "pipe down you fuckin tool" off everyone on this board.

Wolfgang if you come back on line before Friday give me your thoughts on Austria v Belgium. I ask you because obviously Austria's basically Germany isn't it, and you obviously know a lot about German/Austrian football. I've been reading about both teams and I've saw Belgium myself in the last year or two, and they look absolutely shite, where as Austria seem to be able to pull a home win off now and then against the bigger nations, and Belgium definitely aren't one of those. The point is I've got a strong feeling Austria will win, and I'm toying with the idea of sticking a lot of money on them because the odds are fantastic. Everything I'm reading about injuries, players, form suggests there's no way Austria should be 6/4 (2.5) but they are. I just wanted to know if you have an opinion on it, and if you do what is it, you may not have, but being a German football expert it would be nice to hear your input before I go balls deep on this bet.

Couldn't agree more. I think Woody was so good, the potential was there for him to be our greatest ever player. I mean that, he just had a god given talent to look so graceful on the ball, never seen anyone read it better. Even now if he could get through games consistently even if he was slow he'd be a major asset to anyone. Ferdinand though for me best centre half of the last 10 years in the world, he's done it at the very highest level in Europe and at WC's he never was to blame for anything. Cannavaro was great but overrated, he was no Baresi. Campbell was the best man marker I've seen at centre half at his peak, and while being class I'd say Rio's technical ability gave him a very marginal edge.

Disagree vehemently. He had a dodgy 9 month spell not so long ago, but apart from that he's had an immaculate career, rarely seen a defender keep the ball and use the ball as well. Unbeatable in the air almost, position sense absolutely flawless. What a player, England would've done much better in the WC with him. England's best centre half since Bobby Moore, but he won't be remembered as such. If anyone says Tony Adams please feel free to pipe down.

Sorry should just have said "United" then everyone would know who I was talking about. Rio Ferdinand must be fucking spitting mad at Capello at the minute. One of THE most disrespectful things I've seen at this level. For me Rio is better than Terry, and doesn't court praise as much as Terry. Rio comes across to me as a down to earth bloke who appreciates where he's come from and where he is without the Billy Bigbollocks that comes with celeb footballers. Last year he holidayed in a caravan in fucking Rhyl. He'll not be remembered as an all time great alongside Baresi etc.. but imo he should have been. The drugs thing didn't help matters though. Anyway, just thought I'd mention I know he got some stick on here, but in a chance meeting about 5 or 6 month ago, I met Thenorthumbrian at a non league game, he's a massive Berwick fan and was telling me and my mate he scouts for Norwegian teams and posts on mb's as thenorthumbrian. He was an absolutely cracking bloke, and I'll admit now based on the conversation and beers we had with him, I think he knows more about football than me. He was telling me stuff from the 80's and 70's that I'd never even heard of. I know the fish had run ins with him but he was a sound bloke.