McFaul

Jonas last 80 games 4 goals.

From double the amount of games

You're making out he's brilliant in this role though he's not. If we sold him with an adequate replacement I'd be delighted and I know for a fact so would most match going toon fans too.

Just because CT agrees with me doesn't alter my point in any way shape or form. At the end of the day whatever people think about CT he pays his money and sees 19 games first hand every season, which in my view gives him a better platform to cast judgement over players than people watching them on Japanese internet streams. Jonas provides absolutely fuck all, its alright defending from midfield but you want something going forward to. How many goals has he made over the last three seasons, I'm sure the ginger statto will tell me soon enough, but I bet its not many, and no where near the amount required for someone playing in his role. He's been shite since Enrique left, primarily because he got away with it because Enrique was so good going forward, that Jonas' attacking ineptitudes didn't really matter as much. Since then he's had Santon coming to grips with the English game, and has neglected his own attacking responsibilities hiding behind a work rate philosophy rather than one of the key parts of his role, which is to create chances for the striker(s). Often he's played deeper than he used to in the past, but he can't even do that very well, his passing isn't great, his crossing isn't great, he's just there, that is Jonas, he's just there in the right defensive position when teams counter attack. I want more than that, he was disgraceful in many game last season, really abysmal in terms of his overall contribution, and like I say it'll be interesting to see how much more fluid we'll be at the start of the season without him. The fact he's an absolute mainstay and never gets dropped in a massively underachieving team is telling for me as well.

We score less too.

Last 15 against them, W1 D3 L11. Lost 7 in a row.

Aye, I'm more hopeful with Jonas missing though. I hope he abandons the pathetic 4231 though, but I very much doubt it.

It's tremendous news, he's a plodder he creates fuck all and the majority of the people who see him every week will recognise this. He's nothing more than a grafter who creates little and leaves his best performances firmly in the pre-season. His tracking back to support the defence is all well and good, but a team that conceded 68 goals in the league last season, I don't necessarily thing that contribution is telling. He creates little or fuck all going forward, and my patience is long since blown with him. We lost 4-0 there last season with Jonas "tracking back" helping the full back, well we can't do any worse than that this season.

The score could be anything really, rarely went in to a season with less hope. One good piece of news, Jonas will miss it due to injury apparently.

Aye but at least he's not a deadly dull boring cunt from Chester Le Street.

Pipe down you "you could hear them in Nairobi!"

Signing for Swindon on 3k a week apparently.

How I feel when you write about football tbf.

Cracking show.

No it's shit, but they care and they're mouthy as fuck, so an England win is a good thing in my view. Scousers in the sun.

All you need to say is well done, you Walkaboutcreek wrongun.

Whey man just say well done and fuck off. I'm sure in those 18 years we didn't win one, they must've fluked one or two, but the fact is we didn't fluke anything, we're the number one test team in the world currently, and they are shit. They should just say well done, and thank you for giving us this shit sport.

What a cunt. "Yeah we lost but its cos we're shit not because you're good." Not an ounce of humilty ever from you skin cancer victims. Pathetic country in a desert, who we laugh at.

Amazing that it's just 70 years ago.

Mrs P can pipe down anyway, it was probably her granda who did it.

That's shocking. I thought they chucked the bloke off the balcony from his wheelchair?

Schindlers List Escape to Victory Saving Private Ryan

I'd LIKE to think I'm a nice person and that people think I am one, but when I'm Category 10 pissed off with someone, I have the most cutting nasty tongue of anyone I know. I control it now more, because it's got me in to all sorts of trouble in the past. Apart from that my right foot is like Roberto Carlos' left, shame I'm slow now though both mentally and physically.

Lee Westwood pissed out his skull on twitter this morning.

"Yohan is one of the best players in the world" He thinks we're fucking stupid. In other words "I aint got any money to spend unless I seww the caant, but you aint gettin 'im for less than 20 miww