McFaul

The parody that is @@nufcfans reckons he has "inside information", and this is the team as well. I hope it works out as a 442, but I'm not holding my breath. To be honest that's a side that can win the game on paper, confidence will be a massive thing today, if we win Pardew deserves some praise, because the lack of spirit from the word go at Man City was shocking.

That takes in Washington. At the end of the day, people can support who they want, no one can accuse any Newcastle fan of being a glory hunter now.

Just as well you were supporting Everton circa 1990-1992 then. However, it's not far away from those levels.

Canny threpennies

A lot less thinly veiled than your normal abuse. There's some truth in it. I spend much more time on my body than I ever used to. My lifestyle used to be football 3 times a week, pissed 5 times a week, eat shite, smoke, the odd line or joint or pill. Now I'm older it's gym 4 or 5 times a week, biking, and eat what I want within reason, pissed twice a week. Anyone that counts calories too much should pipe down and enjoy life more. When I see a second chin coming I step up my exercise. Anyway that's my bible of fitness. Do your exercise and enjoy your life, and keep abusing your body as much as you can till you stop getting away with it.

Or 1 in 6 against current Premier League teams.

Toon 0 West Ham 2 not because West Ham are good but more because of the fact our players have no confidence, our manager is pissed off with internal politics, no one knows what the fuck is going on. We are rock bottom at the minute. Headline in the Sunday Sun "SHITE!"

6ft2 and 14st7 today again. That'll dee. Bramble is 9lbs heavier and an inch smaller and he's a Premier League footballer. Mind his cock is 12 inches though allegedly

Yous should make one big pic of as many people off here as possible, making their pics looking as unflattering as possible.

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do something with this one.... https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1239567358/pic.png a long standing member of this board.

You don't get more geordie than West Denton mate. http://leningrad62.narod.ru/History/1980-89/1985-86/d1/85-6-3d1.html This was my first game I'm sure you'll remember it.

Nee surprise here in any way shape or form.

Speaking of middle class, where in Surrey do your parents live? My sis moved to Oxted then Godstone, fuck me the snooty cunts in the bars round there are nobodies business. Do you hail from Surrey Parky?

I wasn't on about his linguistic skills more than actual message behind it which is spot on. It's obvious the bloke is a spanner.

Don't get me wrong, imo Lee Ryder is to journalism as to what Genghis Khan was to contraceptives, but I have to say this is an excellent most agreeable piece. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/lee-ryder-newcastle-united-fc-5760251?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

The funny thing is I've drunk in the raby, and drunk and bought drugs in the Scrogg I'm not even making that up. Must be about 15 years ago mind, when I was young and daft.

good crack

offie open early doon Walker today?

I divvint even think she's attractive. She's striking looking, she has striking features, but she's more Championship play off hopefuls, than Premier League in terms of lasses.

I've never been in love with Cabaye, and I don't think he is anywhere near as good as he's made out. He's a decent midfielder with a degree of inconsistency, that is it. It really is. People band the phrase "world class" about too easily, no one ever said Rob Lee was world class but he was 10 times the player Cabaye is. His wife on twitter last year hoping for a move, his poor displays as captain. If we get £20m and use it wisely I'll actually be pleased.

Not sure Becks would like my arse as much mind, having said that he can't like hers much the amount of rumoured affairs he's had.

I donno if I want to lose much more, I probably could, but I've naturally always been a big lad, not necessarily fat and don't fancy the idea of looking like a waif. Mebeez tone up a little bit more and that would do.

No I'm not some queer from "leefy" Berkshire, I'm more Northern than 70's strikes.

Beers down from 25 pints + to a maximum of 20 a week. Eating a lot more, fruit, veg, and white meat too. I still eat shite, but even then I'll grill bacon rather than fry it now. He can as long as I don't end up with Paul Wyn's spunk on my belly.