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"Ah fort it said seventy. Faakin fawty area wiv free faakin lyyynes?!! 'Oo's stoopid faakin idea was thayt then?"

There's not one toon fan on twitter who is a bigger bell end than @cognoscentinovo What a fuckin arsehole. Apparently he's a black belt who puts it about as well.

2-0 win to the toon, they don't like coming here, generally seem intimidated when they do in recent years.

Tom you'll have to change the title to Cisse's ribs fucked but plays.

Lee Ryder ‏ @ lee_ryder4m # nufc have also confirmed to me today Cisse was in Paris yesterday to anybody who still doubts the story # ribgate Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More [*] Lee Ryder ‏ @ lee_ryder10m Cisse was in Paris yesterday . Trained today with protective vest on under kit. Looks set to play with rib injury # NUFC Expand

All over twitter, ribs apparently.

Apparently he's fucked. We definitely could do with a few more points. Shola better start earning his money or stick Sissoko up front.

Scumbags. End of story. On my shitlist I'd even put them above the mackems. I've said this a thousand times I know, but what a bunch of cunts. Hopefully a similar scoreline to the last two years.

It's difficult for many mackems though. On here, you have people of above average intelligence, genuinely I'm not taking the piss you honestly do. If you're a mackem from Hendon who's left school with no GCSE's and a failed YT scheme it's quite obvious you'll feel intimidated by people who can actually communicate effectively with each other. Fact that.

We've done that against Man Utd, Arsenal and Tottenham in the past, don't think you get special privileges.

When your middle names Frank And your patter is wank That's a mackem When you shit on a grave Of some dead cunt called Dave That's a mackem When you have no airport And you've never been taught That's a mackem When you spend all your dough On Tore Andre Flo That's a mackem When your main tourist crack Is a shitey dog track That's a mackem

Surely it should say mackem under your name too then considering Boldon is South Tyneside officially.

What's it say mackem under CT's name for? di Canio will do well for Sunderland, given the history of Sunderland since the 50's (top 10 THREE TIMES) coming top 12 is gross overachievement, and I think you'll consistently see Sunderland 8th-12th over the next few years. They're no smaller than Everton really, probably about the same size when you look at fanbase and finances so whatever the blue dippers can do there's no reason why the mackems can't. Whatever anybody says di Canio's first three games have been absolutely sensational. Any club on earth, and I mean any club would be absolutely delighted with a 3-0 win at SJP let alone them, they equaled Chelsea and by all accounts were good on Saturday, fair play to them. All this mackem abuse, my god, reading Banchie's patter, is he supposed to be a wind up like? Very poor, been here months, and said nothing vaguely irritating, or au contraire, what a waste of time. At the end of the day Sunderland is a little town 15 miles away, they're just not important. We're Newcastle United and Newcastle upon Tyne, they're Sunderland AFC and the City (pmsl) of Sunderland. America wouldn't get worked up by insults from Honduras.

Mackems man, no group of people is ridiculed by another group of people more than mackems are by geordies. Mancs and scousers both don't get on, but at least they have something about them. Mackems they're just downtrodden, we look at them as an underclass of society, I don't care how many reasonable people there out there, even the ones that don't know the majority do, we just laugh at every single entity Wearside has to offer. People, lasses, their looks, their utter shithole city, their obsession with Newcastle and Tyneside. I bet there's no example of local superiority like it for two similar sized places anywhere in the Western world.

I will continue, it's finding time, maybe if I kept writing I'd have it all done by the end of the summer. I knew some proper radgies growing up, radgies that just don't exist anymore, and I'm pleased I knew them, they were hilarious at the time, but you grow up and realise a few of them were the worst husbands and fathers this side of Middlesbrough.

Was The Arena that, had a quality neet in there!

Obviously we're bothered you silly cunt, I'm devastated when we lose to Man Utd at home let alone, you non-events. Worst result in my lifetime watching the toon. I was at Southend when we lost 4-0, but we were shite in them days, Sunday was unbelievable. However, to me it's insignificant compared to how gutted I was with the Benfica match. You've beaten us twice in 13 years you silliest of cunts. Do you arseholes never learn? Not one person has said mackems sleep with their sisters neither. If you find anywhere on here that says it I'll take a picture of myself in SAFC y fronts. It doesn't need saying anyway. It's like saying Dion Dublin is rumoured to have a big cock.

I remember the last game away at Boro where we lost 4-1. There was 17000 watched the beam back at SJP, we were supposed to stand in the Gallowgate with the big screen in the leazes, but the picture was so shit, everyone invaded the pitch after 5 minutes. I was like Percy Thrower the amount of digging I did that day taking huge mounds of turf home. That same day Leeds had their biggest riot of the last 30 years at Bournemouth, and they and Sheffield United got promoted.

Some mental games. That Wolves 4-1 home loss when Steve Bull scored four, and of course the mackems in the play offs are in my top 5 worst ever games. No exaggeration though, the dust has settled and everything, but Sunday was the worst footballing experience of my life. I know the play offs meant more, but we were evenly matched, we got absolutely rendered at home off them, and I didn't think it was possible. The Leeds game opening day that season was absolutely amazing, 2-1 down at HT, won 5-2, literally everything fatty hit went in. We had some shite, but the likes of Mark McGhee, if we'd have had him mid 80's he'd have been absolutely immense.

After receiving £40m for HBA and Cabaye we will. Cabaye will not be here in July, I'll bet anyone any money now.

Looking at The Fish's information, gross financial underachievement that a club like Norwich City make the same £14m commercially that a club like Newcastle United do.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=33033.0 rest of the thread is here for anyone who's interested.

I wrote this 6 years ago. The plan was to make it in to a book, not that I think anyone would buy it like, t was just this start, but I like nostalgia, there's not enough of it. I wish I could read more personal memories from before I went to games i.e. pre 1985/86, which is why I enjoyed reading "Black And White Daft" so much.Over the summer months I'll add to this, might make it in to a blog someone might enjoy it anyway, because it will take them back in time.

He is according to RTG.