McFaul

That's bollocks.

I'm not a paid signed up member of the Pardew out brigade. I'm a member of the Pardew sort it our brigade, he's entitled to one shit season after last year, a repeat next season would see my support for him go forever.

Usually I'm all for this type of crack, but I think he comes across as an unprofessional tool here, especially given the fact they've just pumped us 0-3.. Michael Chopra ‏@MichaelChopra1017m I ask all Sunderland fans having a go at me u ever scored in a derby NO so fuck off

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Most of us, especially me are supremely biased about NUFC, but I have to say this honestly, there can't be a club in world football produced more comedy moments over the last 20 years than us. There's ALWAYS fucking something. If it's not the geordie dancer, it's our board of directors calling us ugly cunts, and if it's not people spelling boycott with a U, it's 45 year olds from Northumberland setting about horses then blaming it on the horse saying it was in self defence. Incredible club. Just incredible.

Find it hilarious in all these clips how many OB dogs there are wagging their tails like they're enjoying it.

This bloke, it's a sad fact of life, that when he dies most of the people are going to say at his funeral, "aye mind when he twatted that horse." It'll be the main thing he's remembered for. Mackems are calling us Neighcastle, I quite like it

I thought it said your. WBA's season, I'll be honest I don't care, you started well then faded away. Apart from Everton no club has overachieved as much.

Q1. What are your opinions on your season so far - has it gone how you expected? Aye I thought we'd be shite, I said before a ball was kicked we'd come 12th, it might be even worse than that now. Q2. What are your opinions on our season so far? Utter wank. Ashley is an arsehole. Q3. Peter Odemwingie was the attention of many in January. What did you make of him and the way in which we dealt with the situation? Think you bit your nose off to spite your face, but at the end of the day players should respect their contracts Q4. You were also incredibly busy in January - how have your new signings settled in and who should we be wary of? Sissoko is going to be a top player but the confidence will be rock bottom after Sunday. Q5. You won the game at SJP 2-1. What were your opinions on this game? We were luckier than a black porn star with a 13 inch willy who gets paid $1m a year. We were awful, and you were excellent. Q6- Where do you expect Newcastle to finish the season and which clubs do you feel shall be relegated? I said we'd come 12th in August, I'll stick with it. I think Villa, QPR and Reading will go, I don't like Stoke but thik they'll stop up. Q7. Where do you expect West Brom to finish the season? 9th Q8. What side is Alan Pardew likely to choose? Same one as Sunday with Jonas moved in to midfield, and Haidara left back. Q9. And finally, score predictions. WBA 3 Newcastle United 1

From Bedlington. Proper inbreds up there, Blyth, Ashington, Bedlington, completely different to geordies, and very aggressive inbred types in my experience.

Utterly horrific.

I think in terms of Newcastle v Sunderland there is a normal service yes. I think for years and years there's been an inferiority complex, which even foreign players coming to Sunderland must actually feel. When a variety of chairman down the years, have come out with statements like "I wish we had Newcastle's support" Tom Cowie 1983, and Bob Murray's insistence that he wouldn't rest till the SOL had one more seat than us, it is inferiority, and that's coming from the top which obviously sweeps its way around the club. Every Sunderland manager who comes in, makes a statement saying they'll be above Newcastle one day, and I mean everyone, how many toon managers say the same type of things? None. They don't care, whereas the message these Sunderland managers and chairman put out is, "our ambition is to be better than Newcastle", our ambition long term is to be a Champions League team, not to be better than a club who haven't won a trophy since 1969. That IS inferiority.

You have to have worked with and experienced mackems to realise why they are the way they are. They hate us for a variety of reasons but it boils down to jealousy really. Inferior city, inferior accent, inferior national reputation, inferior football club, inferior job situation, inferior looking people, inferior everything. Now obviously because they are so aware of all of the above, they have a massive inferiority complex which manifests itself as jealousy. Anyone who can debate this and say I'm wrong is a mug. That basically in very simple terms sums up the very ethic of the people of Wearside. They can debate it for ever, but they know deep down in their hearts its true. At the same time when we see mackems, yes we get smug. For me geordies are often cocky arseholes, but when you're hated by your neighbours who's main tourist attraction is a fuckin dog track, then it's difficult not to be smug. There is an ingrained bigotry against Newcastle in Sunderland, men, women, kids, the works. For them a victory against Newcastle or Tyneside, is like freedom fighters triumphing over state sponsored evil. That's how they see it, even if they won't admit it, and everyone knows the truth. 3-0 aye. Great. We still wake up without bitterness, we can say well done mackems, we still wake up without a SR postcode, and we can still wake up in the best provincial city in the country, whereas they wake up, bitter, classless urchins, in a city without a cathedral, a city which is arguably inferior to those architectural delights of Bradford, Luton and Portsmouth. Every dog has it's day, that was theirs. I'm 35 years of age and haven't missed a derby in 25 years, I've only seen us lose to them 5 times, derbies got to the stage recently for me, where they were so easy, they lost their sharpness, we just thought we'd turn up and win and all the evidence suggested we would as per normal. Regular service will be resumed next season.

I'll be honest though, that night against Barcelona when we won 3-2, was one of the best of my life, or certainly up to that point as a 19 year old.

Anyone who doesn't play football like George Graham. Martinez would bring fresh ideas and more attacking style.

It isn't in any way shape or form an exaggeration to say yesterday was the biggest embarrassment for Newcastle United, and for the city in most of our lifetimes. Absolute arsehole fans, arsehole manager, cowardly players, arsehole charvas who probably weren't even at the match, just everything that is wrong with this city rolled in to one day. We're the first ones to say how amazing a football club we can be, how proud we are of our city, how proud we are of geordie culture, so at the same time we should be the first to say what a bunch of arseholes we have amongst us. 45 year old men twatting police horses man, fucking unreal. There's no sentence of negativity that can do justice to how shit yesterday was, a day none of us will ever forget. As far as the football is concerned, people can bleat on all day about the offside goal, stats showing we had more shots and other times we didn't get the rub of the green, but the fact of the matter is, we were a poor second best to the mackems right through the game. They had excellent shape were very very well organised, and as much as they're twats, I thought they were excellent, and didn't look like a team who were branded the worst in the Premier League many times recently. Pardew is an arsehole. I've never liked him and I never will. "we ad a game Fursday night". What three days ago? Professional athletes can't reinvigorate themselves in three days? Utter bell whiff. Look at this http://nufc.com/html/1987-88.html look at Jan1/Jan2, fair enough those days are gone, but excuses about ONLY having three days, are defensive and bitter. The fact is the mackems were far better, and excuses are only hiding his own fucking ineptitude as a manager. He is an arsehole, he always will be, I can give you a hundred reasons why, but my main gripe with him is his incessant crack about being "unable to compete with the big boys", and his praise of "the owner". Sunderland were more up for it than us, that's his fault, he's the first one to take the plaudits when we do well, he should be the one who takes full responsibility for that disgrace. I left when they went to 0-3, but I'm hearing Ben Arfa smiling and cuddling di Canio at the end, as good a player as he is, he should be fined a weeks wages. The lot of them owe us big time. THE WORST DAY IN OUR HISTORY, or certainly modern history, nothing comes anywhere near, and I'm including the play offs in 1990 in that.

Nowt wrong with 35 year olds. She's a 10/10 to say she's from Tynemouth.

Rubbish. They were shit scared of conceding, if they'd have got "serious" as you put it we'd have scored more goals, that's a fact. When we got serious even with their 10 behind the ball policy, they utterly shit themselves. It was fuck all to do with them that game, and everything to do with us.

What are you laughing at? I tell you the difference in importance between Newcastle and Celtic. No one would give a fuck if here if you went out, no one would care. You small time bell end. Hope you end up in hospital with buckfast poisoning, you little jock rent boy

Fucking Fenerbahce. If that doesn't sum up this shit club and it's cursed bad luck then I don't know what does.

Oh shut up you complete fanny, as if someone like you is qualified to say something like that You haven't got the conviction in your views to even put a decent argument forward.

Each of my posts I've made since last night someone has actually said "I agree with you". Are you blind as well as stupid? I don't care who agrees with me, I know I'm right, we didn't give enough. I'm not saying it was shite, but all this pride bollocks is ridiculous. We're Newcastle United, not some little club on an European adventure. Despite Ashley we're still in Europe's 20 richest clubs, do you think Anzhi or Metalist would've been proud at going out against us? I don't and both of them played better at St James' in the games against us than we did.

The plan involved not having a shot at goal in 55 minutes? Fucking great plan that, we should try it more often.

They're unbeaten in 30 games yet Celtic put them out of the Champions League. If they played in the Premier League they'd lose within three games I'm telling you that now. As for me thinking we're as big as Manchester United and Barcelona, of course we're not, but what we are as a club is massive underachievers in every single regard. Not long before Ashley took over we used to secure the same sort of sponsorship deals and have the same sort of turnover as Liverpool, and were well above Tottenham in every regard. You're only a few years younger than me, but you still might not remember The Fall and Rise of Reggie Perrin. He made his millions by selling rubbish he didn't care about how cheap things were, how nasty he were, as long as he made a profit. Mike Ashley is the same, he has about as much class as Reggie fuckin Perrin. We made more money 12 years ago than we do now, because we're very much under valued. What sort of arsehole tries to dampen fans expectations of where we should be as a club. Under Shepherd we were the third richest club in this country, we were bullish, we had a reputation, we were scared of no one, now we're told to have no expectations. Our reputation as a club is average, when we GENUINELY had the opportunity to be a massive club. We'll always be shite, we'll never make enough money, and we'll always be downtrodden losers while people accept we're not this or we're not that. Why aren't we? A good marketing policy should see Newcastle AT THE VERY LEAST on a par with Tottenham, and we're just not, you can't blame anyone for that other than the people at the club who do the deals, and represent the public image they're trying to portray. If you can't see that you're a fuckin spakka.

Dealing with the actual specifics of the game, two things I was pleased about were the two of the players who do my head in the most. I thought Danny Simpson and Jonas deserve a lot of praise. Neither hid, and neither gave it away very often, they were two players I was worried about. For me you needed Cabaye to have a top game, and he was shite, probably his worst game for the toon. His set pieces and general passing were absolutely abysmal which isn't like him. I think Sissoko has all the potential in the world, but sometimes he's a bit over keen to impress, and plays with his heart rather than his head. There's only so many times you can run past three players. I'm absolutely gutted, we were so close, HBA has scored much harder chances than the one at the end for 2-0, and when you look at Chelsea, Fenebahce and FC fuckin Basle, you have to say hand on heart this was an unbelievable chance for us to end the most ridiculous hoodoo, not only in English sport, but in world sport. I understand Pardew's desire to keep it at 0-0 till he could bring his more creative players on, but I'm sorry like not one shot at home in the first half isn't good enough in front of 52,000 people. There has to be a happy medium when you play like that, and we didn't find it, Cisse's mis-control was as good as it got attacking wise first half. I'm not in love with Pardew as much as many are on here. He's a manipulative man, him coming out and saying "we had no more to give", well I'm sorry like he's wrong, he's saying it so he gives himself a degree of subtle self praise. "I did my job, faak aww ewwse I could've faaklin weww dannn!", he's wrong, we should've been more positive in the first half, and their keeper, how many saves has he had to make? Be honest, they fuckin shit themselves when we went at them between for 10 or 15 minutes. is that all we had to give? I'm sorry I don't agree. I hate being a miserable cunt, vbecause I'm not by nature, but it's tinged with sadness for me because we could've done more, as good as Benfica are, they genuinely ARE NOT THAT GOOD, it's such a monumental opportunity that could've rewritten the history books that we've passed up.