McFaul

Just read my twitter timeline from Sunday night, I was steaming but one little gem came out in my tweets. Oh Pappiss Cisse you've got a massive cock Oh Pappiss Cisse one minute on the clock Oh Pappiss Cisse, I love late winners tooooooo I'm nee John Lennon but that's areet We'll stay up comfortably now, will be confirmed on Sunday.

Howard fucking Webb.

As was her outright comdenation of Nelson Mandela and her support for white South Africa, at a time the rest of the world imposed sanctions against them.

I was quite lucky as a child in the 80s because my parents only had very brief periods of unemployment, so I was still a spoilt little twat which is all kids think about. My larger family suffered massively because of her basically decimating manufacturing in this country. We make fuck all now compared to somewhere like Germany, and yes maybe we needed to change, but not at the cold calculating speed that she did it at. It was done out of spite I don't care what anyone says, she was a disgraceful woman on so many letters and I have no doubt she saw people in the South as being above the urchins in the North. I'm also in ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT that she was part of the Hillsborough cover up, she hated football fans, and that's how I remember her. As a cunt. As I said yesterday, who made the shite rule up that you shouldn't speak ill of the dead? Why not when they're utter cunts who's policies and actions caused millions hardship for years, when there were clear and present alternatives?

It is but if you don't make the step up you never know how good you're going to be. He didn't spend fortunes at Swindon, I think he lost 4 of his first 8 games and told everyone they'd piss the league when he installed his methods, and they did.

Based upon his performance and transformation of Swindon Town, further enhanced by reading the methods he uses to get results, i.e. having players fitter and more dedicated than they've ever been before. If Saturday was owt to go by they need far more fitness, dedication and motivation, so he's ideal.

This whole debate on racism and fascism is getting on my tits already. Fascism is ultra nationalism, that's his point of view. Since he's been in England he's voiced his political views once, in an interview which he claims was taken out of context. So fuck in my view. He hasn't broken any laws, surely the very fabric of a democratic state allows people to hold any views they want within the spectrum of the law, so people saying he shouldn't be given this job and that job, are in effect removing civil liberty and our right to be free to think what we like. It's boring as fuck now, as long as he doesn't break the law who gives a fuck? At the end of the day, I think it'll be a brilliant appointment for Sunderland. I don't know if he'll keep them up, but they'll come back stronger than before if they do go down in my view.

That song goodbye Mr O'Neyl. Can I say hand on heart, I hope di Canio keeps them up. I think they need 7 points from Stoke, Southampton and the blue dippers at home, and Villa away. I'd rather have them up than Villa.

There's like cliche bingo at nearly every Premier League managerial appointment but for me this takes the fuckin biscuit....."“This is a fantastic opportunity for me and my staff to have a chance to work for one of the biggest clubs not only in England, but in Europe,” he said. Just incredible. Ellis Short must have magestic persuasive powers.

Is that what Meenzer said when you slept at his?

Of course it's not. No disrespect to anyone, but there's not one footballer in Scotland who could make us better, added to the fact the Scottish lad is right - that Kelvin is average, not only that but Pardew is bigoted against Scotland anyway. Biggest load of bollocks since the report that Newcastle were trying to sign Maradona in 1988.

Frazer Forster is a poor keeper, just nearly cost them a goal, makes too many shit decisions and it's little wonder he didn't make his debut for Newcastle.

I was at Southend NYD 1992 and we did actually lose 4-0. 14 year old, getting the Armstrong Galley at 3am ffs, and I take your point but....we have a better class of player now, and that show yesterday was just cowardly. Man City didn't even need to play well. Obertan should ring his agent today and ask the club if they'd consider cancelling his contract. A complete disgrace.

How much did MON spend, actual spend not net?

The worst smelling person I've ever smelled in my life was a Celtic fan about 18 in "Heroes" in the toon. You never really ever encounter Celtic fans in Newcastle, because they don't exist but this kid man....he summed up my thoughts about them. Utter tramps. All of them, come out with the same shit. "Biggest club in eh werruld, greatest suppowas in eh werruld, dirty oarange basturts" honestly once you've spoken to one you've spoken to them all. I'd love them to play in the Premier League personally though, I really would.

Here just fuck off, fucking thick cunt.

Celebrating a terrorist organisation which has murdered thousands of innocent men, women and children down the years, in the name of catholicism and republicanism, nar nowt bigoted about that. Parody ffs.

The thing that gets my goat about Celtic is they think everyone (other than Rangers) likes them, they're self righteous, and get the right hump when you tell them, no they're not a massive club. They're not. End of story. The worst thing about them is their denial of their problems with bigotry. We all know Rangers fans, many of them are proper scum. They hate me because I'm a catholic many of them, their draconian no catholics policy till Mo Johnston signed for them, actually beggars belief. However, Celtic fans make out they're some sort of wonderful entity, fighting for peace and equality. This sums a large portion of their support up: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/9685/dumb-football-sectarian-celtic-fans-ruin-minutes-silence-on-remembrance-sunday.html http://ifyouknowtheirhistory.blogspot.co.uk/2007/11/celtic-fans-in-nazi-taunts.html Scummy club. Two scummy clubs to be fair.

Aye for the novelty factor, we were taking 7-10000 all over the place when we first came up in 1993. They can't even sell Aberdeen and Kilmarnock out half the time.

I think they probably would, but they'd be like us at best rather than "bigger en man youniteeeed" like their horrifically deluded supporters think they would. According to a pal of mine who stays in Lisburn, Man Utd and Liverpool are better supported in Ireland and Norn Iron than either of them, few in England would support them, and their individual Scottish fanbases are definitely no bigger than Newcastle's in the North of England. I don't care what anyone says there are more Newcastle fans in the North of England than Boro, Sunderland and Hartlepool put together. They're both bigots as well, their supporters in general, at least Rangers admit what they are Celtic try to hide the fact they are. Not welcome here. They're such utter tramps as well.

Newcastle United are a bigger club than Rangers or Celtic, historically better supported, and in no way possible inferior to either. They'd make absolutely fuck all difference to English football, the only benefit would be increased income for them as they flitter between the Premier League and Championship every few seasons, to our game as a whole there is literally no benefit.

One thing I don't understand right, this machine measures every part of your internal organs, your muscles, your fat etc...and for my height it said I should be carrying 32-40kg of muscle. I'm carrying 44kgs of muscle, so why is that so bad? Surely someone like Lennox Lewis must be carrying 50 or 60?

Apparently I have 18% body fat, and the normal range is up to 20% so that's good. This report was amazing like I'm sure other people have had it done, even calculates the water in your body and on your skin. The only thing I don't like about it is that it said my ideal weight is 86kg (as Gemmill said tbf) that's 13 and a half stone. I don't want Bob Geldof taking pity on me.

Just had one of them all over body electronic tests done there. My fitness score was 79/100 which is well above average and brilliant for my age. Carrying a little bit too much muscle but not bad at all.

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