Jill

BAAAAAASTAAARRRRDDDDDSSSS! I've now got to go into work tomorrow.

I had a lovely lie in this morning.

I don't normally watch it but I saw that, it was absolutely hilarious.

My family did surprisingly well this year. My months (and months) of saying how much I HATE shitty little presents only given for the sake of it must've paid off and I got pretty much what I asked for, which was (specific) clothes and shoes, and money/vouchers to spend myself. Mind in the past I've had some monstrosities. Hideous items of clothing (which went to the charity shop with the tags still on), earrings which were going green on the fucking bit of card never mind in my ear (binned), a ridiculous number of "gadgets" (probably binned or given to someone about 6 years younger than me who would appreciate them) and god knows what else.

Welcome A couple of my friends are midwives and have been delivering Christmas babies.. respect to everyone else in a hospital though. I rang labour ward earlier as I'm the anaesthetic bod on for emergency caesarians tonight and they have not a single woman in the department. They only had one on Christmas day aswell I think. Very unusual as the place is normal heaving with charva children having children... Boo, my local girly will be disappointed - she was in one of the local hospitals though not sure which one, another one was down in the midlands somewhere. Tbf would rather it was a rather it was a quiet one all round than any problems.

Welcome A couple of my friends are midwives and have been delivering Christmas babies.. respect to everyone else in a hospital though.

Abandonment.

Evidently never met me! I'm well bored tonight as well. Everyone and their dog is working tomorrow so nee fucker fancied a night out, boo.

alcohol in house..?????? ergo neck it and go for it !! Bottle of vodka .. only diet coke though to mix (I'm a lemonade girl) so really my mam has let me down - though she did get some microwave burgers in so all is not lost. ok then ....micro burgers and neat vodka with 2 ice cubes Why do I feel you're trying to take drunken advantage of me? I feel used. apologies I am trying to get you in the "zone" never mind I am going to bed now !!! Aye just build me up then leave.. meantastic.

alcohol in house..?????? ergo neck it and go for it !! Bottle of vodka .. only diet coke though to mix (I'm a lemonade girl) so really my mam has let me down - though she did get some microwave burgers in so all is not lost. ok then ....micro burgers and neat vodka with 2 ice cubes Why do I feel you're trying to take drunken advantage of me? I feel used.

alcohol in house..?????? ergo neck it and go for it !! Bottle of vodka .. only diet coke though to mix (I'm a lemonade girl) so really my mam has let me down - though she did get some microwave burgers in so all is not lost.

I'm playing oot tonight for the first time in a while. Went to my dad's and no one was up for getting mortal so have come home and still no one is so... on my own

Try this instead if you feel like going in goal...... I'm allergic to them What about these then? Already got them. GOD MEN, THEY KNOW NOTHING.

Try this instead if you feel like going in goal...... I'm allergic to them

I always used to wear Umbro boots. Not that that counts because I'm a girl and therefore can't play football.

Happy Christmas all. My dinner is nearly ready.. smells fucking lush..

What a massive legend, we were just talking about him at the pub last night as well - at Madame Tussauds in Amsterdam my boyfriend took his photo with James Brown and one of his mates was thick enough to believe it was actually James Brown. Cancel Christmas.

That's awful Jody - really sorry to hear it. All the best everyone.

Can't believe this is the biggest wine glass I can find. Oh well, pub in a little while once I work up the courage to go out into the cold for the 20 min walk.

Hmmm I think I'm probably staying in now. I couldn't be arsed to do the organising this year and apparently it seems no one else can either so I'm probably not going to bother.

Loafing around, wrapping presents then a mini piss up later, somewhere local but venue as yet undecided.

Getting a lush ring off my mam, few bits of clothes and shoes off others though I haven't really asked for much so I'm hoping people will take a hint and just give me ££ rather than a token present.

My dad must've ended up with about 8 of those monstrosities from his OWN BROTHER. Eventually one year he snapped and pointed out that they were completely shit and each one had been used as scrap since he got it.

Geddin.. Just when I was set for a hideous afternoon with absolute shitloads to do before 5pm, my supervisor (who has the day off) has just rang to say she's coming in to help out.. Legend. Mind if she doesn't turn up within the next hour or so I'll know she's been really mean and had me on.

You only turned 21 this year? Yes... how old did you think I was?