Jill

Agreed, excellent signing.

Probably not. They were just the first that came to mind.

Anything involving.. LOTR Harry Potter James Bond The Godfather Plus quite a few others that I can't think of off the top of my head.

Or £800 for a tattoo because they can't afford a season ticket?

5 or 6 working days to be sure.

Going to V for the 3rd year in a row. We got our tickets straight after the last one so could've sold them if we didn't fancy it but since a proper holiday isn't looking likely I'm starting to look forward to it.

Do you even have an excuse for that at the time? As you would have been early 20s/late teens. Cheeky fucker. Erm, my dad bought it for me? My dad bought it for me. I still use it.

Happy birthday

For a long time I wanted to dig up dinosaurs, which I'm fairly certain was down to my Jurassic Park fixation. Also used to want to join the police and still toy with the idea occasionally, no logical reason as to why this is. One thing I always said I'd never do was work 9-5 in an office, which is exactly what I do. I've done a few exams etc. so it could potentially be a career.. but meh, I still don't think of it as a long term option. Of course I'll no doubt still be there in 20 years.

Have you seen the new cartoon? http://uk.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMol...083408520080320 Theme tune goes "Do you wanna be famous?" Oh dear. How the mighty fall.

You should rub it in their faces Jill, not literally like. But just eat a hot beef sarnie or something in front of them. (Hot beef was the first thing that came to my mind as that's what I ate for dinner.) I would if I'd see any of them on Friday. Not into hanging around with work colleagues on free days off though. Oh well, I shall enjoy my big greasy cheeseburger on Friday.....

The Good Friday police are back.

Fuck off Penny Crayon You won't be laughing when I rub your feet out in the middle of a game. Fucking spell coming your way young lady.... Perhaps we could have a team of lookalikes Potter, Crayon, Mitchell, for starters, we just need a couple more Only if we wear full costumes.

Damn..... I was distracted, you were too quick for the edit.

Oh well.. better than nowt, plus I put a spare quid on 1-1 so I win about a fiver.. mustn't grumble.

Oh sheeet.

I think I've had too much to drink.. could've swore we just scored.

Fuck off Penny Crayon You won't be laughing when I rub your feet out in the middle of a game.

Can't believe I'm getting slated by Harry Potter btw.

Well now you mention it, my fingernail is looking slightly brittle....

Yeah but my fitness is shit AND I'm a girl so I don't even stand a chance to begin with.

Barton in particular is fucking gash. Butt and Viduka are past it. Geremi never had it.

It's been woeful stuff.... It'll have to be a hell of a team talk at half time.

I'll turn up for drinking reasons only - might make an appearance to laugh hysterically at the football. If my fitness was a little better I'd actually consider playing.

Fucks sake. Saw that coming a mile off. I'm about to twat my flatmate too for bringing his mackem girlfriend round.