Jill

Sweetcorn - You might as well just throw it down the toilet. Best - anything with loads of meat Worst - ham & pineapple.. what a fucking stupid idea

ABBA Gold Somehow a Pro Evo night has gone wrong.

Takes the piss that like. My sister's boyfriend was in a minor car accident where he believed the other driver to be at fault and sought legal advice. He was advised to go to the doctors and say he was having problems as a result. He went to the doctors, made up a few problems he'd been having after searching the internet for symptoms etc and the doctor diagnosed whiplash. He didn't take the claim any further, but it would've been ridiculously easy. Doesn't help that the "lawyer" he spoke to was up for what I would call a complete scam. EDIT.. in fact, claims of this sort are part of the reason why I never wanted to get into PI and chose to do a different area of law instead.

Coffee is worse, for the record.

Just giving me grief instead. I'll pack it in when you stop deserving it. Anyway, spoke too soon. Work has landed on my desk, shit.

Hmm, I've accidentally done all my work so it's going to be a long afternoon.. roll on 5pm.

Tea is foul, full stop -->.

I'll probably go for Holland (like their country) or Italy (like their food/wine).

Josh Pyke - Middle of the Hill Also the dude upstairs dragging heavy furniture around.

Good decision IMO - only decent option.

Aye get some work done and stay off Facebook. My lunch hour is miiiiiiiiiiiine. As it happens, I got a phone call which means I can get rid of a load of files that I've done fuck all on since 2005/6. Further evidence for my theory that if you leave something long enough, you don't have to do it anymore.

I'm running out of places to hide my work. Very worried that I might have to *do* some of it in a bit.

I prefer savoury pancakes.. tuna and salad cream with red onion and cucumber goes down a treat.

I think I spied my feet on that video. They walked right by where I was waiting for the bus, nearly knocked an old couple off their feet.

Toast, blatantly. Who wants soggy soldiers? Weirdos.

Arrgh Superbowl is responsible for one of the worst nights of my life! I felt really ill so rather than try and sleep I decided to stay up and watch it, not realising that play stopped every two seconds.. it was the longest night ever.

Well I like to clear a space to put all my Greggs pasties down.

Welcome t/a I'm the pathological liar on here, btw. FYP. Welcome, new guy.

Agreed, but I still think Beye should come back into the side. He's ultimately the better player.

Would agree with this - I use Specsavers mind and they're fucking shite, they always make my glasses wrong first time so they need to be taken back and done again. Really should go elsewhere. Some of them piss me right off like, a lass from work (a young, slightly naive type) went to get her eyes tested for the first time and needed glasses. She came back and proudly announced that she'd paid £250 or something and only realised this wasn't normal when everyone started laughing - they'd gone and sold her scratch resistant lenses and every other possible 'extra' on top of designer glasses. Obviously seen her coming a mile off, no need for that like.

Hmmm.. 1 point is better than nowt but we should've won. - Cacapa or Taylor should have been MOM for me rather than Owen, both made some excellent challenges. - Given needs dropping, he fumbled the ball on a number of occasions and as usual his distribution was shit. - Their goal looked offside to me, but even so our players should've actually MOVED instead of just standing there - worry about the ref's decision after, not during. - Thought the ref and linesmen were poor throughout, pleased they correctly disallowed that late goal Boro scored though. EDIT.. oh and I fucking hate our fans leaving in the 89th minute, stopping on the stairs to stick two fingers up towards the Boro fans on their way out.. either stay til the end or fuck straight off, thanks.

Cheese & onion toasties.

I was going to go into this much detail and decided against it. PS. If you don't pay the ERC Northern Rock have been known to instruct me to recover it. So it's in your best interests to pay.

Pleased by this. Both are looking to be good buys.

Ugh, flashbacks to my hideous Business Law module last year. Separate legal personality, yada yada yada... I share your pain, Sister! It has got to be THE worst thing I've ever studied. Never again thankfully.