Jill

Oh you do crack me up.

Right... where's that corkscrew....

I'm bricking it tbh. Going to have to get a bottle of wine in for this I think.

Beastly.

I've still got my NES and the gun thing somewhere. Can't get it to work though.

Funny as fuck tbf.

Twaterazzi

Sponsored. I'm far too lazy to do anything like that myself so if anyone else wants sponsoring, give me a yell.

Arsenal game.

Cool, cheers Meenzer. Take it Osborne Road is a decent area in terms of having to rush from the train station then back to St' James? That's basically where I meant when I mentioned Jesmond. Decent for getting to & from town.

I used to be alright, for a girl.. I started off playing in defence but ended up playing on central/left midfield and much preferred that. Chipped in with a couple of goals as well, but my career ended prematurely 'cause I thought the coach was a total c-word and spat my dummy. I'd love to start playing again but sadly there's not a huge demand amongst my female friends - plus I'm horrifically unfit.

Are you saying Jill's house is like that of a brothel/cheap hotel? Might've known you'd have a snide comment to make. No, really I just know nothing about hotels in Newcastle.

Band you saw live Korn Play you saw live My friend's sister's school play last April :-S It was crap. Restaurant you ate at Does Wetherspoons count Grabbed a quick jacket potato before the game last weekend.. Meal you cooked Chicken enchiladas

Judging by some of the photos on his Facebook, I'd be tempted to agree.

Happy birthday.

Cheers folks. Absolutely fucked at the moment like. Spewed up all over me carpet. Shit, I was about to say you were getting soft in your old age, then I realised how old you are.. fuuuuck. I'm used to the insults off you though Jill. I also remember getting some random Scottish bloke last night to say "There's been a murder." Happy birthday you piss weak sack of shit.

Cheers folks. Absolutely fucked at the moment like. Spewed up all over me carpet. Shit, I was about to say you were getting soft in your old age, then I realised how old you are.. fuuuuck.

Easily the best character. I liked Kev & Veronica too. Not sure about all these JCL characters turning up, still worth a watch though.

Happy birthday chuck.

Alcohol and caffeine. Knocking both on the head for a week though as I've been having trouble sleeping.

Tbf I saw Whitesnake in 2006 and they were immense live. It was at the City Hall though, didn't fancy seeing them again at the Arena.

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

At least I hope that's how it is, otherwise I'm in for a shock tomorrow.

Ripping off Fight Club in the middle of that 'about me' shite.. no way a lass wrote that.

What about the one for eating baked beans with a cocktail stick? Wind assisted.