Radgina

In the age old playground/back of the schoolbus/ trip bus song did Charlie have a pigeon or a budgie ??? Conducted a straw poll at work and home and it seems that depends on which side of the river you are from as to wether it was a pigeon or a budgie..... nearly all residents of the Toon side of the river insisted that Charlie had a budgie. ergo the residents from the Gateshead side of the water were on the pigeon side!! ( then a few spanners were thrown in from both sides who said it was Geordie that had the pigeon/budgie and not Charlie) My personal view was that Geordie had a pigeon and Charlie had the budgie cos he couldn't afford a tomahawk !!! Thoughts ????

I didn't either .....

Once saved Shay from a really dodgy situation with a blonde bird in Julies one night......come to think of it he still owes me a drink !!!

too perpetual....too snobby tbh

slut from the hut tbh !!!!

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] Believe me mate, you dont want ot witness it either 109904[/snapback] ,..under the table mate...you shandy boy...

poor bastards more like.....it's freezin oot there...

obviously just me then......must have been a "felling" thing......

Anyone remember Slalom D....now that was lethal stuff...

last one for today..... ( for the women !!!) If you think your bloke is too fat make him walk five miles in the morning and five miles in the evening......by the end of the week he may not have lost weight but at least the fat twat will be 70 miles away !!

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ??? 109858[/snapback] Yee! 109859[/snapback] Is ther some reason why I shouldn't ??? Saves keep going back to the bar when I finish my drink before everyone else.....it could be worse I could put a straw in it... 109861[/snapback] Womens lib gone mad tbh. Did we lose a war or something? 109862[/snapback] shouldn't have given us the vote tbh .... 109866[/snapback] Should take it back off you to be fair. Hell's teeth! Pints! Whatever next?! 109868[/snapback] usually Mr Jack after a few pints like .....

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ??? 109858[/snapback] Yee! 109859[/snapback] Is ther some reason why I shouldn't ??? Saves keep going back to the bar when I finish my drink before everyone else.....it could be worse I could put a straw in it... 109861[/snapback] Womens lib gone mad tbh. Did we lose a war or something? 109862[/snapback] shouldn't have given us the vote tbh ....

Got my 2 tickets today....

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ??? 109858[/snapback] Yee! 109859[/snapback] Is ther some reason why I shouldn't ??? Saves keep going back to the bar when I finish my drink before everyone else.....it could be worse I could put a straw in it...

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories.... 109820[/snapback] You drink pints? What is THAT about tbh?! 109854[/snapback] errrm...me or the 16 year old ???

A woman was in a coma for several months. One day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her vagina. They rushed to her husband and explained , suggesting oral sex may bring her round to which he agreed. A few moments later the nurses were alerted by the alarm from her room. The monitor had flat lined and there was no pulse..." what happened !!" they cried...the husband replies " I'm not sure, I think she may have choked ...."

A bus load of nuns die in a crash and they all go up to the pearly gates. St Peter asks the first nun, " Have you ever had contact with a penis ? ", she replied " I touched one with my finger ". St Peter says " dip it in the Holy water and you shall pass through the gates", he then asks the next nun who replied that she had fondled one and he instructs her to dip it in the water and pass. Suddenly theres an unholy commotion and a nun pushed to the front. St Peter asks " What's wrong, why did you push to the front? "....she replies " If I'm going to gargle that water I want to do it beforesister Anne sticks her arse in it ! "

man goes into Superdrug and asks " have you got any K Y Jelly ? " "no, sorry " says the assistant , "Have you tried Boots ? "...the man says " I want to slide in not fuckin march in !!! "

aaahhh Kilkenny lovely stuff, was introduced to it by 2 rig workers ( both called Jock!) in a strange pub in Edinburgh about 10 years ago when I got separated from the Hen party I was with........memories....

See young man....women are good for some things...... happy to be of service, call again any time...

I think I must have slipped into a coma there ....did I miss anything ??

snakes with tits young Brock, snakes with tits 109361[/snapback] thats one we never hear .....

109353[/snapback] anyone speak jorman? 109355[/snapback] I do "apparently"...now shut up !!!

thought it was an exchange visit for language purposes ....not exchanging bodily fluids... 109329[/snapback] I don't care anymore, I miss her Fucking hell I wish I knew what was up with the lass, I'll be lonely tonight otherwise. And it's gonna be awkward as we rented Dukes Of Hazard, and i doubt she'll let me put my arm round her for it. 109333[/snapback] Here's an idea ......ask her what's up ??? 109340[/snapback] What kind of answer is that?? "Women, just...fucking bitches all of them" 109342[/snapback] ok then ...let's go more in depth....did you ,in some way, fail to bring her to a "full conclusion" as it were ???? There's nothing worse than heading up the yellow brick road to starbursts and fanfares only to trip on an evil poppy and never quite make it .....