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Radgina

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  1. Radgina

    Gol and Craig

    Think Pud must be the Holy Ghost of the trinity, has not been seen around for a few days ..... 107189[/snapback] Must have been that huge pudding- TL animated it and it got Pud just like the Blob. *sniffs* Sunday dinner strikes back. 107197[/snapback] more likely the "attack" of the gravy.......another one bites the dust.... 107204[/snapback] Fear-not ladies, Peasepud survived his "slice" of gravy. He's away, business trip. I've missed him loads. He will be back to entertain us tomorrow though, wooohooo! 107583[/snapback] "business trip " ...ok he's been to get his belly button seen to in Harley Street I bet !!
  2. Recent scientific study has found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example when ovulating she prefers a man with rugged masculine features. When she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump rammed up his arse !!! I think that may be about it for now.......
  3. If a farmer grew a field of dildos what would his biggest problem be ???? SQUATTERS......
  4. A scientist has invented a bra that stops boobs bobbing up and down and nipples sticking out when it's cold. His colleagues have kicked his ferkin head in !!!
  5. Elton and Furniture spent the whole week of their honeymoon in bed havin sex. On the Sunday Elton says to David " I'm going to the shop, don't you be wanking while I'm away " and off he trots. When he gets back David is lying face down on the bed and there is cum all over the ceiling. Elton says " I told you not to wank while I was away " David says " I didn't I just farted......"
  6. Have you heard about the gay carpenter ??? He always leaves a "saw" behind....
  7. I was sent that the other day and when I forwarded it on I got loads of abuse Here's another one i received; A woman set her fanny on fire by mistake, her husband says " Quick, jump on the balcony and the wind will blow it out " so she does but slips and falls, Paddy and Murphy were stood below and Paddy says to Murphy " look....is that a comet ? " Murphy says " Don't be ferkin stoopid man ...that a twattalite ! " sorry
  8. I'm sure I have seen them in the Queen Elizabeth !!!
  9. Radgina

    Gol and Craig

    anywhere nice ?? 107552[/snapback] Gol's house. 107554[/snapback]
  10. Think that one's in Liverpool, nothing glorified about it, though. 107545[/snapback] would be a Netto trolley in Liverpool tho shirley.....(minus the wheels )
  11. never mind....best of luck for next time anyhoo..
  12. I should point out maybe that that thing is actually a fair ground ride. You get up to the top of the mountain on a funicular railway much like the one Toonraider posted, except considerably longer I'd imagine. 107528[/snapback] thank the bejeezus for that....now that I could handle !! I can do fairground height spinny upside down twist around stomach churning stuff no bother....it was just the thought of heading up a cliff face in a glorified tesco trolley that threw me
  13. I'm 2 hours drive from there and I've never been, must recify that next month! Looks like fun, I was on something similar in Germany when I was very young, think it was over the black forest. 107496[/snapback] feel light headed just looking at that photo I am so pathetic 107512[/snapback] your not on your own with that one mind....there would be no way on Gods green earth you would get me on that an I am normally not bothered....
  14. Good album...not fantastic but good..
  15. Radgina

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    thats a sweeping statement I use tiscali, nothing wrong with it, most reliable and cheapest ISP i've ever used! 106883[/snapback] But you run a jar under a tap for 10 minutes instead of fetching a knife 107177[/snapback] I use Tiscali and have never had any problems with it ...( and I take the top of the jar off with my teeth ) 107179[/snapback] Well there you go. Twist and pull. 107267[/snapback] ...true , they are usually in my hand at the time....
  16. Just won't be the same without "sooper...smashing...great "
  17. ...Can the Tin hats come off now.....is it safe ???
  18. Radgina

    Gol and Craig

    Think Pud must be the Holy Ghost of the trinity, has not been seen around for a few days ..... 107189[/snapback] Must have been that huge pudding- TL animated it and it got Pud just like the Blob. *sniffs* Sunday dinner strikes back. 107197[/snapback] more likely the "attack" of the gravy.......another one bites the dust....
  19. Radgina

    Gol and Craig

    Think Pud must be the Holy Ghost of the trinity, has not been seen around for a few days .....
  20. Radgina

    Newest Member

    thats a sweeping statement I use tiscali, nothing wrong with it, most reliable and cheapest ISP i've ever used! 106883[/snapback] But you run a jar under a tap for 10 minutes instead of fetching a knife 107177[/snapback] I use Tiscali and have never had any problems with it ...( and I take the top of the jar off with my teeth )
  21. Radgina

    Ramsay

    Salmonella chicken on a plate....
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