Radgina

best piece of "toilet " humour yet... 78243[/snapback] Replace kojak with mini me tho. 78246[/snapback] Baby's arm holding an apple tbh. 78252[/snapback] talking of Sh** there is a bloke in the S** the day whose life has been "destroyed" by his large penis...apparently it is nin inches when it is "asleep" and thirteen and a half when the "alarm" goes off....

best piece of "toilet " humour yet...

The geezer I used to live next to was a bit of a nob. Anyway, I used to like pissing on his car door handle on the way back from the boozer on frosty nights, meaning he had a nice bit on my frozen piss to touch the next day. I thought about shitting on the bonnet but I was a bit worried about getting caught and getting done via DNA evidence. 78225[/snapback] Fucking hell......and he was only a bit of a nob? I'd hate to see what you did to someone you really took a dislike to you scruffy bastard. 78226[/snapback] Pissed up hi-jinx man, you of all people should be able to relate to that 78230[/snapback] DNA evidence from a turd? 78236[/snapback] does your hair come out in it ??? bliddy hell..

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on. 78084[/snapback] Don't forget you scarf on your way !!! 78085[/snapback] As long as you havent used it to wipe 78087[/snapback]

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on. 78084[/snapback] Don't forget you scarf on your way !!!

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition"....

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal 78058[/snapback] In English law a man is justified in divorcing a woman if she requires more than one. FACT! 78062[/snapback] 78065[/snapback] I can honestly say I've not 'known' any girl thats needed three wipes. They're in and out of there like lightning. Quite right too. This Radgina character sounds like a right scruffy get tbh. 78070[/snapback] Kettle...pot....and I will have you know I only ever need one...FACT

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal

The bogs are bad enough at work without you blocking them with your junior Bonga turds.....you dirty young man

Losing my Religion; Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight..

You can't go wrong with some home made blue dots on your knuclkes !!

Queen? Rolling Stones: Start me up! 'You can start me up' - 'Yugoslavia' 77680[/snapback] Correct... Another one bites the duster!

can't believe nobody has thrown in the old classic... "devil for a sideboard"

this tainted love you gibbon...

Last night I dreamt of some playdough-( La Isla Bonita)

My baby tastes of morning rain...

or a complete mish mash of rubbish slung together in 5 minutes and stuck on every airport book shelf for credulous fools to read................................ and make zillions for the "author" and publisher 77377[/snapback] Very true but I had finished my Christmas Oor Wullie annual and twas all I could find to read !!!!

Am busy reading The Marian Conspiracy..... "Who was the Virgin Mary?"...so far some conclusions drawn are a Judean Princess descended from the line of David ? Jesus Christ was the grandson of King Herod? Mary became pregnant by a Roman officer and married Joseph after Jesus was born ? and the ultimate goal of the author is to find the tomb of Mary.....

Had apint of Budvaar for 25 pence in that very spot....(never saw the chicken mind it must have ducked !!)

Fun lovin criminals....FLC

Yazoo ....Only You

Goodbye my Lover- James Blunt My funeral song !!

double to you

Just spoke to me mate who had the "snip" this morning Apparently his downstairs is "the size of an elephant" at this moment in time and due to get bigger......methinks ALL men should try it....

I wasn't aware they'd released an album yet 72053[/snapback] Arctic Monkeys or Braintax ?? Downloaded loads o Arctic stuff off Limewire, has some of their early live gigs and other demo songs on ...canny