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Class. I've got a feeling the Durham City library will be a lot busier than their average Saturday, with a lot more mysterious men in suspiciously large moustaches round the place than usual.

I agree with J69. It's this type of sophisticated humour we should be aiming for: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=5000 Nearly split me sides tbh.

An hour? Fucking hell, do you ride a pedal bike? Also if you've ever heard the Three Legends, that's enough reason right there for you never to want the slightest good to happen to them.

Fucking hell. Smooth Operator needs his own Wikipedia entry tbh...

I bet every single Newcastle fan thought that when it was on its way to Maccarone, I know I did.

They'll be giving it the "Stand up if you're in Europe" bollocks on Sunday, we've given them it enough over the years. It's absolutely essential now that we give them a fucking good caining.

Here's us, I can't even remember the last time we came from behind to win in any circumstances in any competition.

Absolute bunch of fucking bastards.

They better not fucking do this, because if they do, I'd expect the bastards to go and win it.

Instead of cash, leave her an envelope with a bit of paper that just has the URL written on it.

Looked damn impressive what I saw of it when I was down there. So glad I got to go to Highbury before they knocked it down like. Cheers UM!

I'm in stitches here!

I'm telling the truth all of the time, these stories are true, hence my reputation and nickname! A bit of advice, even if it's just for a short period you should all work as a night porter in a city centre hotel. The situations you can find yourself in are incredible. Like when I was bucking a lass in her room and my pager went off so i used this lasses room phone to answer the pager, itwas my fucking lass asking if she could come in for a shag in the jacuzzi. She was at the door in nowt but a overcoat! So I shoot my muck faster than a speeding bullet and hot footed it down to let her in before one of Gateshead finest snatched her of the street. She couldn't understand why I couldn't get it up for her and thought i mustn't fancy her anymore. Took me half an hour to get hard! 115709[/snapback] Christ Almighty!

After reading this thread and that yesterday, I had a look at the "two cats on a shirt" one for the first time in ages. Nearly laughed me lungs up.

I've only just come across this thread (not like that ) and I can only say one thing: GOLD!

Highlight of the fucking season.

I never feel too confident when ANYONE gets the ball on the edge of the box and tries to put one in the top corner, but I think that's because in general it's a difficult thing to do. Unless you're Frank Lampard and then it's like shelling peas. 113909[/snapback] The way Henry made a 25 yard curler into the top corner look like the easiest thing in the world on Saturday was unbelievable.

The shit Sima comes out with is getting more ridiculous with each post. Becoming a parody of himself tbh.

Works for me?

Don't get it. It's not even as if he's had one tremendous season ala Moyes or Burley then fallen from grace. He's just done nowt. One average season. Whoo. One point above us and we've had a disaster.

The Pearce love-in going on in the press is hilarious.

Last English managers to win the league and FA Cup? Would I be right in saying Howard Wilkinson and Joe Royle?