Howay

Aye, massive legend on their forums for holding up a misspelt sign outside of SJP in the middle of the night. Middle aged charva hanging out with his 16 year old nephew and they all respected him .

Can't really remember tbh, I know finishing 5th was a dissappointment (looks daft now but higher aims etc back then) and iirc we had a poor start then Freddy chucked him. As Tom rightly said the majority wanted him to get at least the season, so no idea where this hounded out bollocks comes from.

Aye to be fair towards the end he had a tough time keeping those bellends under control, hence Souness coming in to crack down on them... which ended up as a failure.

Could be, I'd heard about it but didn't see it myself. I remember there were fans unhappy with Sir Bobby after we had finished 5th but it definately wasn't a hounding out, most were annoyed with Dyer, Jenas, Bramble and co for being cunts as well as Freddy fucking Bobby over

Did he not have Bovril thrown at him back when he was England manager? So basically he wasn't spat on and it wasn't even anywhere near him being manager of Newcastle.

Do they not teach how to correctly write a contraction or use an apostrophe in Trampsville? It is 'it's' not 'its' you fucking moron.

The state of the entire crowd in that picture man. The old woman standing up on the left is no doubt shouting something horrific relating to Lukaku's skin colour. The best one is that monstrosity with the green headband on, wtf is it? . Good amount of weathered pink seats on show as well in their fucking hovel of a stadium.

One bloke punches a horse and they bring it up as if it's something all people from Newcastle do, going by that logic all mackems must regularly impersonate murderers since you have wearside Jack fucking scumbags.

The disheveled clip of that bloke man, he actually looks like that when he's doing his v-blogs so I imagine that's him thinking he's dressed up. Fucking huckle.

Aye the Man Utd rejects didn't work so I'm sure it'll work out better getting the rejects of the clubs a tier below... Yedlin was clearly bought as a way for Spurs to boost their image in the USA after he got a handful of sub appearances in the World cup, when everyone was knackered he came on and chased people around I genuinely hope Sunderland start the useless twat.

Yedlins shite like, he's a sprinter and nothing more. As said in the other thread they never sign players that are any good, he's just another shitter.

Fully agree. In all honesty who was the last player they have bought that has genuinely done really well for them and helped them finish high-ish up the table? They genuinely just sign utter wank players that aren't worth worrying about, they have a real knack for it tbh. It's probably harder to buy the amount of players they have bought with all the money they have spent and not buy one decent one than have a few that are canny. It's miraculous they have survived in the Premier League this long when they consistently look among the worst in the league year after year. The fact they've spunked their collective loads over signing this complete and utter skinny carthorse shows how desperate they are. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such annoying cunts.

Wasn't it Altidore + cash for Defoe as well? What a list of absolute bilge.

9 goals in 35 last season for Monaco, so nowt special for them. Especially considering Perez (who's only about 18 month older) got 7 in 36 for us in the Prem and we paid £2m-ish. I've seen him on lists touting him as one for the future but even for a lad that's just under 20 it's not a particularly astounding goal record especially given it's in France, unless they're all sub appearances?

2 goals in those 2 games, so I suppose he's worth every penny to the tramps. He managed a whopping 5 goals in the other 30 games mind, 1 in 6 is good for a mackem striker so no wonder they rate him.

I'm two episodes in and it seems canny enough so far.

So he can get up for 2 games a season, just utter shite in the other 36.

£36m for Martial to Man Utd shortly after Van Gaal said there would be no panic signings, I've heard he's a good player but that much for potential is steep especially given they need a striker that can come in and score plenty now.

A 1 in 4 striker at best eh, that'll solve their issues.

Even the mackems were laughing at that. Pantmillion as best in prem is a ridiculous topic as well ffs.

Aye I'd like to see Perez start up top.

Aye we've played half of last seasons top 4, in fact half of last seasons top 8.

Pathetic, sums him up that. If that was a dangerous tackle and worthy of more than a yellow there would be a sending off in every game. He's another one that wanted the attention on him and ruined games as a result.

Did he say what it was for? Was it actually for the sliding tackle where he won the ball and barely grazed Coquelin? If so did he give an explanation as to why it wasn't a free kick given there was no advantage for Arsenal. Howard Webb was a horrifically shit referee so I fail to see why they would bring him on to explain decisions, unless it's to give further explanation to shite decisions like most of Mariner's so we can try and understand what the fuck happened today.