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Why's Owen in the middle...

C'mon fucking hell. Better, but not enough.

ANd what I am watching has froze and all I can see is a fucking camel/shola

Personally feel theres fuck all wrong with him and something has obviously happened beforehand, he had a face like a smacked arse. Seriously, were not stupid, we have actually watched Newcastle this season and there lack of supply is obvious you tit. Lol @ your theory, bellend! Who was that aimed at? The Spanish tosser! Ah I read what I put twice thinking "what the fuck did I say?"

Personally feel theres fuck all wrong with him and something has obviously happened beforehand, he had a face like a smacked arse. Seriously, were not stupid, we have actually watched Newcastle this season and there lack of supply is obvious you tit. Lol @ your theory, bellend! Who was that aimed at?

Martins with a groin injury.

Listen fuck face, do you know anything about football? Anything about Stoke? Anything about their home record? Didnt think so, now fuck off.

Fucks sake. Mother in law walks past and asks if we are winning. So I snap "no" at her and fucking wife has a go at me for snapping!! Will everyone not really interested in football just fuck off!

FUCK.

Shame I havent got setanta. But would like to watch it.

Would be typical of the Mackems winning there like. Given that Im relying on them and Hull to drop points over the coming weeks in order for us to stay up, its crucial they dont pick up points today. Hull Draw and mackem loss please.

Sure there is a joke about her pearl neckless here somewhere...

Im very cautious today. I can just see hoofed balls or thrown balls into the box being our undoing. I reckon we'd do well to get a draw, but thats what Im going for 1-1.

Why would they buy him if he is injured?

What do you call a Deer with no eyes? Blind

Fuck fuck fuck. Fell for it hook and line you twat

Come on, schools out, your mam lets you on the internet so long as you dont visit "them" sites. So, you come here to troll for giggles and thats the best you can do? Fucking hell Couldn't even think up a bastid user name.

Just reading this in the run up to our game this weekend (from .com) I had us down for a point here, still on I reckon. Still really not hopeful for a win though.

Its good if you have things arranged. Ill be going again in June over the lakes. We generally arrive, set up and have a few beers around the tent before having an early night. Get up early and do a 10-15 mile walk. Last year was up Fairfield / St Sunday Crag etc. Then we get back, quick wash and if like last year walk about 3 mile to a isolated pub then stagger back later, trip over some fucker elses tent and wake the whole place up.... Would be shite sitting in the camping place all day though

Oh he gets better than that, you wanna see his NUFC articles on wikipedia Cat well and truly out the bag. Nasty I.P address! Nasty! Did your mum not tell you what happens when you lie Tom? That didnt happen in every family Danny

Lets see whats changed then

The pigeons would move though and they'd be fucked

Aye ok

I dont get it what has that got to do with me? Like most things on here. We've been trying to say that to you for a while don't you think? Only Newcastle fans are allowed to have an opinion on NUFC? Not at all. In fact, I'd certainly welcome the views of others. We've often encouraged other fans to come here before and after our games etc. Used to happen frequently when we were in Europe and was good craic. Of course, every now and again you get the odd arse that comes along to try and wind people up. They usually drift away once they have had their giggles. You stayed though.