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Shit lift Fake I reckon, but amusing anyway,

Im not sure, I kinda expect Owen to stay

57/100 Quite a few educated guesses like.

Everton, Blackburn, Villa, Portsmouth. Thats the group next season we should be amongst. Thats 5th - 8th currently. All of them (and us) will spend in the summer. Add Man City to the mix perhaps as well and even maybe Spurs with a full season under Ramos. Again, all will spend money so its not just about us spending enough. Personally at the moment, Id expect Portsmouth, Everton & Spurs to be the best out of that bunch next season. Villa are hot and cold, Man City depends on what happens with the manager. I dont think blackburn will invest enough. Either way, will be an interesting summer.

He's just back from injury as is Milner. While Milner may get on the bench tomorrow, Zog wont. All the rumblings to me say that Zog wants away and if thats the case, KK will let him have a french huff until he is sold. If he wants London so badly, Id sell him.

Well, Id say we need to buy one forward, or two if Viduka left. I like many would love to see Anelka here. Id not be surprised if we got crouch though. Despite being very unorthodox, he's not that bad a forward. I expect us to be around the 6-8th next season with signings.

So whats going to happen? There are a few scenario's here depending on KK's planned formation and who he wants to keep etc. I expect KK to go 442 but of course we need people fighting for those spaces. At the moment we arguably have four. Owen, Martins, Viduka and Carroll. I expect Shola to be away at the end of the season. Do you think KK will be happy with those four? I know I dont. Owen I think is here to stay, and Im glad. At one point I could take or leave him, but I think he has shown that when the team play to his strengths, he can score goals. Plus, I doubt we could pick up another proven goalscorer from the prem so easy. So, for forwards I think he will be first name on the list to be kept. Martins. A very frustrating player. He can be fantastic and shocking within seconds of each other. But, I think KK will want to keep him. He is an exciting player and while he may not start every game and while I'm not sure how well he and Owen would do together in a 442, I think he will be a good squad player under KK. Viduka. Has been good and I never realised just how much strength he had. Excellent at holding the ball up. But, he seems to take knocks badly and has injury problems. Wouldnt surprise me one bit if he was sold. I'd also not be that bothered if replaced. Carroll. Young lad, maybe in the side a bit early due to lack of other options. I think KK will bring in another forward and Carroll will get less chances but will stay and fight for a place and continue his development. So, Owen & Martins to stay and be in the first team. Carroll to stay and continue his progress with some first team opportunities. Viduka to perhaps move on. Incoming, maybe one or two. What do you reckon?

Doomsday Shite, but! Worth seeing. Its kinda in the same vein as Dog Soldiers etc. I mean, you know its going to be shite just through knowing what its about. But, a few cans and a lazy night its worth watching.

Means they cant finish above us. Bless.

Beye for me like. Consistent under both FSA and KK. Prob Butt second. Harper has done well since he came in and yes, Owen under KK looks a new player.

Happy happy birthday. Cakes all round init?

Woo

Toffs as well

You could also email nufc.com who Im sure could point you in the right direction.

Here's one of them

Why dont you just fuck right off? xxx

You don't fuck with Keegan, do you? Despite the nice guy stuff everyone sees, he can be as ruthless as anyone when it comes to commitment. I think there were some good stories in "the Bez diaries" about it. Keegan`s a pussy and the world knows it. See that comment, that one right there? That speaks volumes of the kind of Liverpool "supporter" you really are. But, back OT, aye, KK doesnt take shit like. I remember what happened to Clarky after he spat his dummy out.

Language - 239 Speed - 734 Memory - 743 About right, Ive got pretty shit word power

I watched that embarrassing illness thing last night that focussed on women. Fucking disgusting seeing womens getting bits snipped off from all sorts of angles. Blokes next time around. I saw a bit of that. I'd forgotten (it must have been purged from my memory ). I was on the phone to my mate and all of a sudden he goes "Fucking hell, put Channel 4 on" and there was some people stood next to a giant model of a minge. So I was sort of watching it absent-mindedly then it went to the bit with that women getting her fanny examined. What the fuck had happened to her? Which one? There was fannies being examined left right and very much centre. One had her flaps snipped (nice....), one had her vaginal walls strengthened as her bowel and bladder ( I think) was pressing through her wall or summit. One was as dry as sandpaper thats been in the sun (she had estrogen injections to make her all slippy again at the age of about 60), one had her anal prolapse snipped as she was awake maessing with her fucking ipod! and so on. All this while I was eating a bowl of weetabix. I deserved a bloody medal for finishing eating that.

What did she really say like?

The squad needs to increase in size. If KK wants 3-4 top players I think that will be in addition to any replacements. So, if its 2-3 out then I reckon 5-7 in. I think Emre will be on his way, and Zog if thats what he wants. I think Barton & Geremi will both stay but I see Butt as the king pin in mf next season alongside a more attack minded player (new). That means we only have two wingers in Duff and Milner. Both canny but not fantastic. So I think they would stay and at least one new one coming in.

Dunno like, if he did we could go the whole Life of Brian thing "He IS the Messiah!"

I watched that embarrassing illness thing last night that focussed on women. Fucking disgusting seeing womens getting bits snipped off from all sorts of angles. Blokes next time around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7jVnrfoZD8