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Ok then, you're a twat

Dont they do interest free over so many months?

I think thats some positive things from the club there. Good that they at least recognise that a selection of fans want to be together to create an atmosphere (cue those who say I can sit where I want and not sing if I choose...). Also a nice touch on naming a suite after Sir Bob.

These Cat people man

Tbh I'm sick to death of the Champions League. Jealous? As fuck...

It's all down to the improved food they get nowadays....... Aye dey don't burn dem niggers no more and stuff em in eh ..... [/dodgy south american accent]

Who didn't? I'm getting the idea you used to like getting stoned as much as Jimbo liked one off the wrist. Sorry, that was pastence suggesting he doesnt now, my bad I'm getting quite that impression about yourself mate. What, that I like to get stoned? Dont touch a thing these days. Or that I like to have a wank? Well, I'm married put it that way

Rising Damp was still class though

Who didn't? I'm getting the idea you used to like getting stoned as much as Jimbo liked one off the wrist. Sorry, that was pastence suggesting he doesnt now, my bad Also suggests I don't now

Who didn't? I'm getting the idea you used to like getting stoned as much as Jimbo liked one off the wrist. Sorry, that was pastence suggesting he doesnt now, my bad

See, now I think its pretty sad that these days alot of people are too scared to tell a joke. Honestly, some people need to stop taking life and themselves to fucking serious. I'm not pointing particularly at you, but I do roll my eyes when I hear of another comedian blasted for making jokes of a touchy subject. I tell jokes about Indians, Bangladeshi, Irish, Scots and so on. But, I've got nothing what-so-ever against any of them. So am I racist or not? I might tell a joke about someone who just died thats been in the news, what does that make me? Its one thing standing in the middle of Newcastle with a sign saying every fucker should die who doesnt pray to Mo(hammed) and another to make a joke about white people. Honestly, people need to see the difference. I blame the women, it started with them getting the vote all this. fuckers.

Aye the kid on the left is the double of Shola.

Blue Ray's where its at man

If there's one thing guaranteed to annoy a Luke even more, it's calling them Lukey Boy. Btw, didn't Jonny ban that RICO for racism? But racism is okay if it's in this thread, is that how it works? I'm not suggesting anyone should be banned, of course. In this thread I would say it is ok to some extent. I don't think Brock in genuinely racist. ''Don't open if easily offended'' Ah, okay, it is allowed, thanks for the clarification. Double standards, yay! And I'll open whatever threads I fucking want. Thats precisely what this thread is. the double standards thread. Where outside we can all be upstanding citizens who cower at the mear thought of hurting someones feelings if, god forbid, you tell somethats thats means to be a joke (I say meant to be due to the standards in here ) while inside, we poke each other with shitty sticks and take the piss for being fat, smelly, white, green, one legged, bent or indeed GINGER.

I used to love getting stoned listening to Screamadelica. Cracking album.

Means "I am a twat" I think

This is the anything goes bad taste joke thread. Its name alone suggests people know its bad taste (racist or what-the-fuck-ever) but, who gives a shit. Not I. I'm more insulated by someone using the phrase chillax

Yet from todays Ronny In full

Sorry like, he's not great as a RB or RM as is just too slow. Good for a squad player perhaps but I dont see a place for him in the first team. Also, his corners are just woeful.

I like Milner, but I dont think his progress has continued as it should have. Seems to have lost a bit of his game. While our squad is a bit small, Id prob keep him but I would like to see a new winger come in who can play left or right wing and who can put a good cross in. Since Nobby left thats what I think we have lacked. Id sell duff and keep Milner and Zog to fight for a place along with the new winger. Its crossing thats needs big improvement from Zog and Milner though. Id like to see if KK can help improve both. both still canny young. But, if we did sell Milner, I wouldnt be that bothered.

Arsed? No. Reckon Pompey will win though. Meh.

Legalshmegal yes

Varies. Generally 10-11. 12 at weekends. Though sometimes can be in for half nine if I fancy sitting reading for a bit.

Aye, good to hear this. Def a KK type of player and I think he could improve a fair bit under him. Just not as a LB please eh.

Peter Taylor always seemed to do well with the U21s like. I think he would be a good addition.