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Read this in a few places now, all from the same source though. Wouldn't surprise me. Canny fella but never really shone. Wouldn't say he had many shockers, just a few very average games. Proper player ™. Good luck to him though. Edit : dumb spelling

Had we actually tabled a bid for Modric?

Thing is, he's right, we dont need an overhaul. We a couple of players to slot straight into the first team and a couple to add competition for places / strength in depth. We have a small squad as it is, which makes more amazing the fact we have such a high wage bill. Makes you understand why Ashley wants to put a wage structure in place (if true). As for two complete 11's. aye thats rubbish really. While you can understand that thought, you dont need it. Depends how you do on injuries and the quality of your youth.

Oh aye, I forgot pre season (about another £60) and Cup Games (Ohhh, lets say a tenner )

You a genie or something like?

She walks in to find you tied to the kitchen table naked, strap marks all over you chest and arse, viginal juices in a pool on the table, and some fuckers knicked the TV. No Eastenders man, she'd be livid!

Digs you mean sherly. Unless you noticed people at the monument sneaking around with trumpets and harmonica's making merry about us winning nowt. God I talk shite on Fridays... (aye I know, rest of the week as well). Edit : yes the sherly is intended....

Should be St. James's like. But who really gives a shite?

Another week in Elizabeth Fritzels diary... MONDAY....got raped. TUESDAY....got raped. WEDNESDAY....got raped. THURSDAY....got raped. FRIDAY....got raped. SATURDAY....got raped. SUNDAY....went to see a Sunderland game, wish i stayed in.

Dunno, but if I avg each home game as £10 drink/grub, £3 bet, £5 petrol thats £342. Plus the season ticket, um, about £460 so about £800 quid a season not including a new shirt if there is one. Didnt go to any away games last year with the bairn being born but prob will next year so that will go up a fair bit.

Aye good chance they will pip liverpool next season if they. Last season the spuds were hampered by their awful start. Like it or not, they are ahead of us at the moment and I dont think the table gave a true reflection last season. Remains to be seen what happens to our squad of course. But at the moment, I can see them pushing quite well. Everton maybe as well if they can keep going as they have and make a couple of additions. Liverpool we know seem to struggle top 4 (by that I mean never seem to be in the race at the end). Portsmouth Im unsure about, as well as Villa. Still, thats the group we need to be in amongst next season.

Ssshhh they cant see him

Are they going to throw spears at the plane?

Well I kna but it was close

That a fucking disgrace. Damn sad at the same time. The amount of couples who would love to be in their fortunate position. Poor kids.

Sgt Pepper taught his band to play....

Ah the bright lights of Wigan eh, who could resist

Thats so shit

took me a few seconds to get that

Not Giving and Taking by Montgomery County

You're a sick man Jimbo.

Phone them up. Hopefully they will help you. Yeh, thinking of two seats at about £390 ish I guess. How long do you get to pay BTW? You looking to put your feet up or what? Nah, he's a student who lives on pizza. Lard arse takes up two seats these days