JawD

No. Just No.

Nah, that would just be shit

Haway man Alex, are you seriously suggesting someone dresses up like that, cycles through Durham with an envelope and on passing the lass give it to her "Here you go love, message from God" and cylces off again?

Oi, do you mind? you're shattering my friday feeling. I think you were really looking for www.Lifeisnojoke.com/forum

Nononono Tatty Watta = Muck shot before your sperm get oot of bed

tbh

and charge her a £100 for it so they'd be squits

Even better, put the envelope inside a dusty bin Or, dress up as one and say its in the bin. When she comes over you can hand the envelope to her.

She'll be well chuffed. she could ebay it to go to her "uni funds"

Or, go full cludoe with anagrams like Toon Tit Sac It Acts Toon One for Cath "Its No To Cat" Or Nac Tits Oot Ok, Ill stop ....

www.tastictoon.net ?

Cracking new album from him like.

Next, go here for supplies http://www.costumesinc.com/c117_g343/fake_...ume_beards.html so you look like this

Here ye gan, print a few of these off. Print on both sides mind

Feck me I was only letting you know what he said!

Good lad. Anyway, now one of you need to get a brown envelope. Hide it somewhere on the sat morning and tell her it there. Then take photo's of her when she goes to collect it (Say you'll drop it an 9am before meeting her at 10am). Make sure you take you donuts n coffee while you're on the stakeout! Prob her ex lad who wanted to get her pics around and make some vash out of it 116235[/snapback] Sounds like a voice of experience, this what you've been getting up to while you've not been posting JawD? 116245[/snapback] Erm, no, innocent me like too many episodes of Columbo.

Good lad. Anyway, now one of you need to get a brown envelope. Hide it somewhere on the sat morning and tell her it there. Then take photo's of her when she goes to collect it (Say you'll drop it an 9am before meeting her at 10am). Make sure you take you donuts n coffee while you're on the stakeout! Prob her ex lad who wanted to get her pics around and make some vash out of it

So you sent you're actual face? The internets here for a reason! Mind, you'd have prob sent David Hasslehoff or summit. Or Mr Bobbit....

What, so is that £100 or sex for four days? Hope she provides the grub along the way out of that £100.

I think the tip off was meant to be "to" Newcastle not "by". This then clearing the way for us to go for MON.

Wouldnt that be entrapment kinda thingy?

A place where football fans from both sides of the region join together to celebrate their common love. Fecking Illiteracy.

Like when Boumsong miss clears a ball and people blame him and Shola You're right though. I just find him so frustrating. I've seen him in games show strength and hold the ball great. He can show good skill and has shown the potential to turn into a good foil for the likes of Owen / Bellamy et al. However, on the flip side he has shown he can have the touch of an Elephant and can lay the ball off as if he was playing uphill or downhill. Shame, just not sure how long he will keep getting chances, but after his last display (which I thought was canny) he deserves his chances. He'll never be world class, but with our current selection of forwards he needs to be kept at the club. In the summer, Id like to see the club bring in two forwards. One as a starter and one to develop.