The Mighty Hog

Salt Air - Chew Lips They were canny on Friday supporting Delphic at Digital.

Bit wacky, but I won the league on the last day of the season after losing to Chelsea. Total hotch-potch of a team like.

The amount of work it takes to input all the stats from all your players it doesn't feel like a cheat. But once it's done you're just adding new signings or tweaking stat changes.

I retrained him with the M R position so he's good cover for that. There's a database thing for excel doing the rounds where you can see your playes best position and it has him as a Poacher so that works a treat.

Won the Championship at a canter. Djalo got 33 goals in 43 appearances with 13 assists (19 in 33 so far in the PL). Into March in my first PL season and I've been in the top four a lot. But I'm getting caned by injuries. Can't shift Smith, Nolan, Barton and Raylor without them wanting me to pay around 70% of their wages. Cunts. So they are rotting in the reserves.

Just in case anyone was wondering what she looked like.

Quite disappointed. I thought the bottle was going to fall off the dug out and some shenanigans would have ensued.

http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/Search/Search...amp;p=Gutierrez I couldn't link them individually.

6-1 twats.

Llambias will be in the papers tomorrow telling us how much Ashley has put in to cover goal bonuses.

6-0 Nolan

Spiderman mask is donned! 4-0

Just into Feb now, storming the league (17 points clear) and did Chelsea at their place 0-1 in an FA Cup Replay.

Trying to flog Best already. Got Djalo for £800k. Signed cover at left back then realised he's more of a left winger. So had to get Stoor in as cover on loan. Suppose Kadar would do although now he's officially a CB. It doesn't look like any stats have gone up. Enrique's look like they have gone down though. Same for Ranger, although it might just be my game. Stats can change every time you start a new one. Cunts, Taylor and Colo have both gone down for a fortnight with injuries.

http://www.mobile-phones-uk.org.uk/nokia-x6.htm#review I've been looking at it too. Not sure I'd want to go onto an 18 month contract though so I might look into buying it instead. I've got the 5800 and it's a similar set up by the looks of things. I find my 5800 is easier for browsing the internet and typing compared to my ipod touch. But the touch has the bigger screen. So if it keeps the same on screen qwerty I'll be happy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...ip-Watford.html? Nolan out too.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20100225/to...2240137_1976857? Lovenkrands, Enrique, Routledge and Butt all out.

Yes, O'Hara is only on loan from Spurs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_naHvwiY-A Can't embed it here as it's been disabled by the user.

Get out of Jail Free card.

Lynchberg Lemonade. Start with some ice and a wedge of lime then add a shot of JD, shot of Triple Sec, shot of (home made) Sweet and Sour Mix (not the sauce for chinese food, clicky for the recipe) then topped up with Sprite . That will make enough to go in a pint sized glass. Which is a tad OTT but this was the first time I was making it and wasn't sure what was what.

Seems like the one's on my birthday have been canny or utter dirge: 1982 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was The Goombay Dance Band - "Seven Tears" 1983 On your 1st birthday Duran Duran - "Is There Something I Should Know" 1984 On your 2nd birthday Lionel Richie - "Hello" 1985 On your 3rd birthday Philip Bailey (duet with Phil Collins) - "Easy Lover" 1986 On your 4th birthday Cliff Richard & The Young Ones, featuring Hank Marvin - "Living Doll" 1987 On your 5th birthday Ferry Aid - "Let It Be" 1988 On your 6th birthday Aswad - "Don't Turn Around" 1989 On your 7th birthday Madonna - "Like A Prayer" 1990 On your 8th birthday Snap - "The Power" 1991 On your 9th birthday Chesney Hawkes - "The One And Only" 1992 On your 10th birthday Shakespear's Sister - "Stay" 1993 On your 11th birthday The Bluebells - "Young At Heart" 1994 On your 12th birthday Doop - "Doop" 1995 On your 13th birthday The Outhere Brothers - "Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)" 1996 On your 14th birthday The Prodigy - "Firestarter" 1997 On your 15th birthday Spice Girls - "Who Do You Think You Are / Mama" 1998 On your 16th birthday Run DMC vs Jason Nevins - "It's Like That" 1999 On your 17th birthday Mr Oizo - "Flat Beat" 2000 On your 18th birthday Melanie C / Lisa Left Eye Lopes - "Never Be The Same Again" 2001 On your 19th birthday Hear'Say - "Pure And Simple" 2002 On your 20th birthday Gareth Gates - "Unchained Melody" 2003 On your 21st birthday Gareth Gates featuring The Kumars - "Spirit In The Sky" 2004 On your 22nd birthday Usher featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris - "Yeah" 2005 On your 23rd birthday Tony Christie featuring Peter Kay - "(Is This The Way To) Amarillo" 2006 On your 24th birthday Ne-Yo - "So Sick" 2007 On your 25th birthday The Proclaimers featuring Brian Potter & Andy Pipkin - "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles" 2008 On your 26th birthday Estelle featuring Kanye West - "American Boy" 2009 On your 27th birthday Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"

Goombay Dance Band Seven - Tears Fucking hell. Sonatine and Dr K get some class tunes and I get that.

I'd imagine a fair whack of the people at a Kasabian gig would be annoyed by the time the encore came round. Regardless of the country or what the singer was wearing.