Ted Maul

It's class. You've all got nee taste.

Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah

ManUre please.

It was me.

Damien Rice - O

I hate it when you can see the skids just creeping round the 'U'. Too far out of reach to give a wipe with the old bog brush but just close enough to put you off.

Them urinal cakes are a lark an all. 114364[/snapback] Urinal cakes, the drunk pissers best mate. Nowt more satisfying than watching one of those things fall to bits under a shower of your own wee.

I've heard he has to have one of them baby seats to stop him falling in when taking a shit.

As long as you're on a lino or tile floor. The problem arises with carpet-based bathrooms, even if you mop it up there's still gonna be a bit left over on there. 114298[/snapback] I bet the good ol' hungover piss would be a nightmare to get out of a light carpet. It would be like drawing on the floor with a bright yellow highlighter.

Dunno what your foreskin's attached to but mine points the same way as my bellend. I can't say i've unintentionally pissed on the floor since I was a bairn. I've pissed on myself like but thats another story for another thread...

Jeff Buckley - Lover, You Should've Come Over

She must've been put off when he started hoying condiments about left, right and centre though. 113956[/snapback] Vinegar strokes tbh. 113993[/snapback] He asked her if she wanted Mayo on it, she said aye but he could only manage to muster up some 'Tatty water

She must've been put off when he started hoying condiments about left, right and centre though.

She liked his bacon butty with mustard instead of brown sauce, Brock took it as a declaration of undying love and he now thinks he's Casanova

Can't blame all that on our midfield though as our defence was a shambles unless Woodgate was playing.

Like a black, french Paula Radcliffe. Part of you wants him to do well but the other secretly laughs when he drops a bollock (unless it leads to a goal).

I had a job as one of Jimmy Saville's rings for a short time back in the late 90's.

Boumsong seems to fall into the category of athlete rather than footballer. He could run all day but watching him go near a ball is like watching Superman go near Kryptonite.

Very harsh on Parker IMO. The tide of opinion seems to be turning against him for some reason. 113910[/snapback] Never turned tbh, I was always of this opinion but me being the coward I am kept quiet when he was the best thing since sliced Hovis. Bowyer has proved in his time here that he can't play like that every week. I don't get the whole Parker is overrated because he doesn't do much attacking argument. He doesn't but that's not what he's there to do. The only problem is that Emre doesn't do it either and with the lack of pace and movement up front usually shown by Shearer and Shola we don't get enough players in the box. If you change the set up (ie playing him with the likes of Bowyer or Dyer and/or having some movement up front) there is absolutely no need to have Parker bombing forward and he becomes increasingly important doing the job he does. 113914[/snapback] I don't get the whole that's not what he's there to do argument. The 'holding role' is bollocks, he's not even playing the holding role, he's practically a fifth defender. People kept telling me we had bought this brilliant box to box midfeilder when in actual fact we've bought someone who tackles, turns and passes it back the opposition. He's not bad at the job that he does but I just don't think the job that he does is an important one. Bring back Speedo tbh.

You really need to go and find yourself a girlfriend tbh... 113724[/snapback] Ferking hell, he finds himself a desperate Jorman lass and suddenly he's the authority on woman kind

I never feel too confident when Bowyer get the ball on the edge of the box and tries to put one in the top corner. I think it's all those games when he'd get a perfect opportunity and he'd let they'd role off his shin.

Parker is very overrated, he's got loads of passion and will chase anything but he should be no where near the Ingurlund set up. He's simply not good enough. Maybe if he got over halfway, didn't turn on the ball at every opportunity and didn't spend most of the game running about like a headless chicken he'd have a chance. If Bowyer can play like that every week then I see no reason why Parker should get his place back but lets remember that's the first good performance he's put in for a long, long time.

Fucking hell, any chance of Boumsong dropping his agent and getting Cris'?

I think Freddy knows that if he doesn't get someone who'll get results and appease the fans then the next time we're in this situation we'll be calling for his head aswell. That's why i'm confident we'll not see the likes of Bruce and O'Dreary in the hotseat.

Funny how they were the victims aswell, eh?