Ted Maul

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Very funny IMO.

That reminds me, yer 'tache still on the go? You could be our very own little Souness. Kick them, make up excuses about injuries when we lose, fall out with everyone etc. 79696[/snapback] Its gone now.. You calling me a dirty, crabbit, jock bastard?? Because you would be right... 79697[/snapback] To be fair we need a dirty, crabbit, jock bastard to kick the 12 year olds they'll be fielding

That reminds me, yer 'tache still on the go? You could be our very own little Souness. Kick them, make up excuses about injuries when we lose, fall out with everyone etc.

I don't know whats going on. But i'm playing centre midfield for N-O. Pleased to meet you. 79685[/snapback] Get back onto your own forum and stop polluting my players minds with your GREATness

I feel a 20 page thread coming on!

Strange, no kids are playing for us. I'm twenty in June for christ sakes. 79672[/snapback] ? 79674[/snapback] Qouted the wrong person. Is there some sort of in joke about us from N-O being children? I don't think i know anyone on the site who is younger than 18. 79676[/snapback] You're not allowed to chat to the younger ones because it's known as 'grooming'

No. I'm much better at goading 12 year olds than I am at kicking a football hence the reason i'm not playing.

Any bank holidays coming up? Let's just hope their mam dragging them along for the big shop doesn't interfere with it either. 79661[/snapback] even weekends are going to be difficult, theres going to be a lot of revising for the upcoming 11+ exams. 79665[/snapback] They're called SATs, Grandad

Any bank holidays coming up? Let's just hope their mam dragging them along for the big shop doesn't interfere with it either.

I'll be the manager. You need someone on the sidelines to make rash tactical decisions and shout abuse at N-O's cheating, 4 year old centre forward.

Oasis - Champange Supernova

Wow, so you had Michelle McManus, Andy Fordham, Rik Waller aswell as Shirley Crabtree? You don't half get around.

The Olympiakos lot were priceless Still saying they were going to win even after the first leg, daft bastards.

I bet clients of the company did get straight on your back when you didn't make a crunching tackle on your first day and ring you up just to boo you down the phone. EDIT: That made much more sense in my head

Very interesting article which sums up a lot of the problems we have with foreign players. Does anyone seriously think that the likes of Viana, Luque and Emre (who doesn't speak English) were or are being looked after properly? It may be relatively easy for foreign players to settle in London, but it seems to be more difficult in other places. People expect foreign players to come here and perform from day one - how many English players have done that abroad? Not many. Instead the Vianas and Luques are labelled mercenaries and disinterested wasters (and worse if they're French ) if they don't fly into crunching tackles the first minute they're on the pitch. And that's just the footballing side of things - having players who feel settled off the pitch is probably even more important if you want to get the best out of them. I think we're probably light years behind the likes of Arsenal when it comes to integrating players from abroad and giving them what they need to fulfill their potential, and that (not the weather or them being greedy wasters who can't be arsed...) is the reason why a lot of them fail to live up to expectations here. 79068[/snapback] Couldn't agree more tbh.

When did Mendieta win the Champions League 79064[/snapback] Does that quote warrant a Woosh?

"Super Army Soliders"

David Gilmour - No Way Out Of Here

I thought I was going to get discovered earlier tbh. I was waiting for an admin to IP check me.

Who said it was someone elses? 78768[/snapback] And you think that makes it any better? 78771[/snapback] Fucking hell man, take off your sensible, computer geek head. I took a photo of a shit in a pisser. That's fucking saintly compared to what some people have confessed to in this thread.

Who said it was someone elses?

Yer dads a fucking legend!

I was at the local last night having a drink or seven when I spotted this little beauty in the urinal... After seconds of umming and ahhing over whether I should risk a sneaky photo I thought of this thread and decided it must be done. Far too good of an oppurtunity to pass up

Serves you right for not believing in me father!