Ted Maul

Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

Our best performance last year came under Carver IMO.

Milner's been better than Solano this year

Do you like Boyzone?

HTT has blatently never seen a real women in the flesh before Can you imagine him and Testa Mora on a date? "So, Testa...come back to mine and i'll let you become a mod"

I know a few 'sites' that you can download music off And anyway, you should've got the new Sony Walkman. I'll be investing in one of them fairly soon as my iPod is dying a slow death.

I've just got this fella's album and it's something special. Heartbeat is my favourite track so far (Probably because it's on the Sony advert and it's had time to grow) but the whole album is brilliant. I just hope he doesn't get dismissed as another pop singer/songwriter when he becomes popular.

Catmag is seduced by Gemmills man wabs

A jubilant changing room, Gemmill salutes matchwinner Papa Laz 80834[/snapback] HTT offers the hand of friendship to Craig

Wacky Jnr lashes out after a bad tackle.

Have you ever seen 22 geeks kick seven shades out of each other? Nor have I but I bet it'll be GREAT 80813[/snapback] Craig and Gol aren't playing tbh 80817[/snapback] 20 geeks then

Have you ever seen 22 geeks kick seven shades out of each other? Nor have I but I bet it'll be GREAT

Younger than my girlfriend tbh 80329[/snapback] Paedo tbh 80332[/snapback] Close to being banned tbh. Want to leave my girlfriend out of this please? 80363[/snapback] 80401[/snapback] all you like Mark. I'm not taking being called a paedo, and I don't think anyone else would either, especially from someone who is so snide with his comments since the split. Anyway, moving on. 80452[/snapback] Flounce alert!

Iron Davy Rackham A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

I don't attend animal funerals, I cause them...

On Legends the other night Macdonald said that the thought had crossed his mind that souness was actually playing for the sack with some of his bizarre team selections. He wants the shithouse out imo 79869[/snapback] I would say SuperMac has been gunning for Souness for months now, so I think SLP's criticism is a bit unfair tbh. He was also brave enough to point out that some of Souness's were basically shite long before anyone on here said it - Boumsong especially springs to mind. He has a bit of egg on his face for slagging off Parker maybe, but I concur that the way we have him playing is excessively negative and we can't play fluent attacking football with him in that position (just an opinion, obviously). 79883[/snapback] Like I said, I haven't listened lately but in the past he's defended the club when they need the local media to give them a kicking. He still doesn't rate Parker from the little snippets I've heard, anyone know why? 79886[/snapback] I think he's backed himself into a corner on that one and won't admit he was wrong, which is understandable, tbh. 79932[/snapback] I don't think he's a fan of the 'holding midfielder' tbh. Didn't he slag Butt off like there was no tomorrow last season?

Jimbo does that quite frequently, or so i've heard

N-Online Crech Facility versus SMB Zany Crew. What a game that would be.

I heard he rang him and breathed heavily down the phone at half 3 in the morning.....ON A WEEKNIGHT. That'll teach the fucker to appoint shite managers. 79904[/snapback] Ha ha that's hilarious Mark. 79912[/snapback] Amended

Change the word game to brawl.

Typical Newcastle-online........ 79657[/snapback] I post on both boards actually 79660[/snapback] You disappoint me actually. As one of my favourite posters ever I thought you would have frequented this board rather than that shite. Anyway, I'd love to play in this game, but don't think my current club would let me 79694[/snapback] Think i'll start posting here more often now 79894[/snapback] Please dont.

I heard he rang him and breathed heavily down the phone at half 3 in the morning.....ON A WEEKNIGHT. That'll teach the fucker to appoint shite managers.

I've seen scarier things tbh.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't but... Wacky, are you me Grandad in disguise? 79887[/snapback] Aye, can you come around and put me wheelie bin out the night son, you Gran I'll make you a pan of her best broth with that nice crusty bread, just how you like it. 79892[/snapback] Are you mine aswell?

Has he ever played for Liverpool or Rangers?