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  1. Stephen Ireland

    Lets stop all the fussing and the feuding and just agree that Steven Ireland has an extremely homosexual car si?
  2. Wank to the image of Barack Obama... Or have toast.
  3. 15 years ago today...

    You young cunt, I imagined you as in your 30s. Andy Cole Andy Cole Aaaaaaaaaaandy Andy COLE when he gets the ball he's scores a goal AAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY ANDY COLE. As much as I didn't want to admit it, when NJS said Cole was a true hero, he was more than Shearer, when we signed Shearer we were class, we knew we were, Andy Cole had a big part in taking us there, I hate him though, imagine your lass sucking Kieran Richardson off thats how I feel about Andy Cole. I used to sing that as a young un all the time. Chant that got me into football.
  4. 15 years ago today...

    I'll admit I dont remember it but I was four to be fair. Shame how we've declined from then on
  5. Fucking hell

    Shame really... She's hot.
  6. Kameni

    Black people white people we all end up dead anyway.
  7. JFK's baffling quotes #219

    Ooo I'm soooo exited... It's been a while since I've had my hopes dashed in such a large way! Cant wait.
  8. Kinnear backed for Toon job

    FFS Duff just because your getting games you blonde haired galoot.
  9. Newcastle's Caption Contest

    "Girlfriend please, he's my man!"
  10. Whelan pours scourn on Ashley's Newcastle regime

    I'm a bit scared because this kind of sounds like a withered response to Steve Bruce perhaps wanting this job when we get taken over and he would be a strong candidate in the eyes of the future employers because of his experience with battling relegation teams and him (apparently) coming from here.
  11. Taylor for Chelsea

    Why would they pay 12 mill for fucking Taylor when I heard they had to sell to buy. Ridiculous!
  12. Michael Owen

    Nope. (To GL) Mickey O... Love 'im shame he can't stay but he needs to be playing at top levels.
  13. Newcastle United 2-2 Wigan Athletic

    I'm not as optimistic as some of you. But as the great philosopher Tom once said... "A win would be brilliant." Never a truer word spoke.
  14. Bruce regrets Newcastle snub

    He's a Geordie? He never mentions it.

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