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About jonpneumonic

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  • Birthday 06/01/1978
  1. And now another high profile 71yr old man has had to step down in the north west. When will it all stop? You'll never win anything with kids apparently
  2. In their defence, £8.7m of that is going on a reinforced dancefloor for her grave.
  3. Was hoping for more info on this film. Which one was it? 1. The direct to video sequel to face/off, with Mario van peebles swapping junk with Damon wayans to infiltrate a pedophile ring, with hilarious consequences Or 2. The true life tearjerker about the struggles of a south African athlete, starring martin Lawrence as caster semenya and the voice of Chris Tucker as her hugely annoying cock and balls. Both look mint tbh
  4. Far too bored driving home from Manchester There once was a fucker so dreary So obsessed with conspiricy theory "Rockets won't work in heaven" "The yanks faked 9/11" That he made all the normal folk weary. They tried to convince him with sense Tried to tell him to not take offence "You keep wearing your blinkers, you closed minded thinkers" The wittering cunt was too dense They tried to convince him with science Diagrams of a nuclear appliance "You fools don't know your jobs, you were told stuff by nobs. He continued his robust defiance They concocted a remedy dras
  5. 2 sets up. Currently scoring an 86% on the "he's British-ometer"
  6. Shuffled off to rejoin his fingers. Rest in peace, the otters can't hurt you anymore : (
  7. Russia is officially still a secular state, so inside/outside of church should have no bearing. The fact that Putin and the Russian Othodox church are seemingly in alliance is exactly what the protest was about. Therefore it kinda doesn't work outside the church. Whilst I'm not a massive fan of the girls musically, to be imprisoned for 2 years for insulting someones imaginary friend in the 21st century is baffling.
  8. 2 years in a penal colony. Justice has been done : /
  9. Been a blinder all round tbh. A nice 2 week holiday from my usual British cynicism.
  10. Not required but apparently it does help get that perfect ripped entry
  11. That's a good bronze for Daley. He couldn't do much more with the dives he has.
  12. Nailed his. Now just the American and the Chinese fella to get splashing
  13. Daley in 1st (just) with 1 dive to go. Fair play to the lad didn't see him getting that close
  14. First rule of pasty dealing ct. Never get pie off your own supply.
  15. Looking forward to the film version of brocks "pirates of men's pants" in 3d
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