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When I was a borderline alcoholic, I used to drink snakebite and vodka. Don't think I could drink one of them now...not without falling ower.

JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!

Are you and her still together like? 14123[/snapback] Jesus wept.

My mate and his lass got matching hearts done on their pubes. Very strange. Didn't really see the point but each to their own.

I've used it once on here to signify my disbelief at a total lack of sense of humour. Jesus wept.

Dreadlocked.

Rhubarb crumble is minging. And that isn't a euphemism.

So.....pitcher or catcher?

I have to admit Water all ower keyboard.

Bugger, my camp Yul Brynner pic won't work. He's a good lucking boy mancy, I would like.

One thing I remember about the first time I saw Isegrim was just how German he actually looks. This is my back, with the away top and Shearer on it, left hand side of this bloke;

You can get it in your mouth as well can't you? My friend just had a baby and I'm sure he's got Thrush in his mouth. Maybe I misheard.

Oooooh...bookable offence I think.

It's legal. Mind, a lad I knew met this lass in a club, told him she was 18. Invited her back to his flat, just about to get in the taxi when she runs away crying, shouting 'I'm sorry, I'm only 14!' Man, did we take the piss.

I heard some shockers at the match the other night, one about lots of confused Geordies in Tavistock Sq having never seen an open top bus before...

Nisse was another poster who was off his tits but in a harmless funny way before turning all dark and sinister.

It's like I've stumbled across The Streets lyrics sheet.

Haway Mark, get with it. 'I used to think maybe you loved me...' Ask the DJ next you're in, the lasses will be on you like crabs.

I was willing to give him chance after chance, but after the Semi Final he showed us all which side his bread was buttered. He couldn't give a shit, which is a disgrace when there were 30,000 there who could. I agree Barney, the loan is a pointless deal. Sell him or keep him here.

Awwww....didums.

Ban him.

I've seen the lad and he looks a good player. Ye bastids.

We should be breaking our arses to sign Owen. He might not want to come, but he's worth putting a bid in for and at least talking to to try and persuade him. We're desperate for a centre forward, he wants to leave, surely we should be busting a gut to try and get him here. What's the worst that can happen, he says no? Fine, but if we've got any kind of ambition whatsoever we should at the least make a serious enquiry.