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At least Charlotte Church has a bit of meat on her. Proper curves man, can't beat them. Also, she gets pissed a lot which might give me an outside chance.

I'm surprised the inscription doesn't read 'Murdered by that bastard HRH The Duke of Edinburgh.'

Shhhhhhhh...

'Nobby Nob me.'

How cryptic. You're not carying his baby too are you? 26069[/snapback] My stories a whole other News of the World front page.

He can't tackle, he's lightweight, and he's not the quickest. However, for some reason known only to myself I'm delighted he's back.

For all Nobby's faults, he is better than Milner like.

There were two problems with selling Solano. 1) The price. 2) We got nobody to replace him. I don't know if I'd have Nobby back or not to be honest.

You were indeed. And we think our chairman is a wanker.

I can vouch that Mr Flintoff, apart from being a fine all rounder, does work in the club shop. So I don't think this is bullshit. In fact, it's exactly what I'd expect NUFC to do..jump the gun and waste money.

Newcastle 0 17848[/snapback] Sick of hearing that one recently. 17862[/snapback] 'If we get a bit of luck..I'm working on bringing in 'proper' players...etc'

Newcastle 0

Cheese and Onion. Used to love Tudor Spring Onion as a kid.

We'll be trying to save money, Little Duggie's wife filed for divorce at the weekend so he needs a good dividend this year.

Right, cross him off the list...next!

Right...just to clear this up one last time. The context I used it, and have always used it, is dealing with a sense of humour bypass. I made a joke about N-O (which I still use btw) being down again. It wasn't a dig. If it's any consolation I really like the Mary on a Moped suggestion.

My Mrs has terrible periods...bleeds like a harpooned whale...but she's never used it as an excuse for anything. There might be some lasses who use it as a sick day, but probably in the same way anyone tries to get out of work or make an excuse for being late...it just happens to be a good one.

Acorn Antiques was quality like, but Dinnerladies was clever without actually being funny imo.

I've sat watching the sunset at Cafe Del Mar. Don't have the album though, just a part time glory seeker.

I like Hoegaarden as well, but is it expensive. Someone I worked with first told me aobut it. Got a bit excited about it, spent all day mumbling 'it's beer...but it's like..white...weird.'

Jesus H Corbett

To be honest I much prefer lager to an alcopop taste wise. I used to like Moscow Mule though 14198[/snapback] After my first taste of alcohol I says to my dad 'uuuuurgh..that's minging.' His reply? 'You don't have to like it, just drink it.' Although I must admit, I do like lager a lot now, can't beat a cold pint.

That's the problem these days, you have these pop tasting drinks that you can drink quickly and are moreish. Stick to lager, it's minging so you'll pace yourself.

Holy Mary mother of Christ was another we used.