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Hold on, wouldn't that have clothed female competitors with a naked man at the finish line, legs akimbo? 39136[/snapback] Not in my Olympics, lezoff.

I'd only compete as well, although I'd watch the women's event.

Naked and legs akimbo and we've got a race. Actually, can we make it shuttle runs, what with the time it takes Shola to turn I'd piss it.

It's just that fans seem to think he's Linford Christie, when in reality I'd fancy my chances in a race with him. 39122[/snapback] I take it you mean a fairly short race 39123[/snapback] There would also need to be a motivational item at the finish line, a pint for example.

It's just that fans seem to think he's Linford Christie, when in reality I'd fancy my chances in a race with him.

We lumped a ball over the top second half which he chased but was outpaced by Di$tan, I could sense as soon as the ball went ower the top that the vultures were waiting for him to be outpaced on it, pretty much straight away the howls start. He's a carthorse man, deal with it ffs.

Also, do you want Souness sacked and the new manager to buy Bellamy back?

On a semi-related note, did we ever find out who the player was in the photo Anal Oliver talked about? You know, the one sticking his finger up at Sir Bob behind his back?

A lass in the office next to me has a season ticket and every monday morning I just want to shake the fucker. You can guarantee that whatever I thought of the game or individual players, she'll be telling the direct opposite to her colleagues. Plus, she's one of these over the top fuckers, she'd fit in brilliantly on N-O. We're never average or ok, we're either the worst team on the planet or on a par with Chelsea with her. I worry about people thinking that women football fans know nowt, because she's doing a massive diservice to those who do.

That shouldn`t matter... 39045[/snapback] Very true, it was just when he was on about 'his proddy friends and Kafflicks' on the other thread.

Not guilty m'lord. 39020[/snapback] Ur you a bear too big man aye? Am pure chuffed...we've goat another bear oan here man. Superb. 39025[/snapback] Nice one. I'll put this as best I can with some Monty Python genuis.... 'I'm a Roman Catholic, have been since the day I was born....'

..crivens and help ma boab!

Not guilty m'lord.

And some Valium.

I've never seen the colour drain from someones face so fast as when you returned from that phonecall. 38987[/snapback] She was alreet actually, especially seeing as she had every right to be pissed off. I must have been at my 'charming' best when I got in 38990[/snapback] Garlic bread and a bottle of Pepsi, works every time.

I was surprised she wasn't in it tbh.

A work message board where you discuss Walkers Crisp competitions? Jesus, they actually encourage you lot not to work, don't they? 37822[/snapback] Oh aye, it's the same software from the old toontastic as well. I don't post on it very much as I'm sure the bosses will look on it and think 'how the hell has he had time to make 4,000 posts?' There's even a comedy clique on there. 37827[/snapback] You complete waster! 37836[/snapback] Bollocks man! I've been registered on it for 4 years and only made 130 posts or something. Our admin girl on the other hand is well on her way to four figures and she's only been on it 6 months, she recently mananged to join the clique. 37839[/snapback] It's rubbish tbh 38878[/snapback] It's alright if you want to buy and sell. However, I was being ironic about the 'comedy clique.'

Bramble made two superb tackles second half like, did Ms Taylor metion them?

Bastard Boro. A team I couldn't give two shits about but keep pushing my buttons. The only good thing is at least the mackems won't come to SJP with the winless record, because we all know what would have happened there. If a good thing is to come out of it, then at least it'll shut Bernie fucking Slaven up. NOT A FUCKING DERBY!

Presumably he mixed up 'Boum/Boom!' with 'Boo!' and Boumsong with Babayaro. I know they look just like each other 38897[/snapback] Boumsong got a slagging as well, got a 4. 'Not worth £8m and on this showing £6m overpriced' or something. Come on then, which one of you slept with this journalists wife?

See, I don't get that. I'm halfway around the world watching it on the telly and even I can hear the singing and the chanting. My neighbours must think I'm mad as I'm joining in! Teach the bastids not to be up watchin the toon. 38890[/snapback] I don't get the point. There was no booing of Babayaro on Saturday, the marks he gave the team are way off, which is why I don't think he watched the game at all on Saturday. Well, maybe from the 1892 bar. I'm guessing there might have been a couple of blokes in there who don't like Babayaro which has formed his opinion that no-one likes him.

He said something like Babayaro is a 'shadow of the player he was at Chelsea, already being booed by the home fans'. and Lee Clark is 'a poor stop gap.'

Actually, I thought Owen's ball sold Shola short. Honest.

Babayaro got a 3 in the NOTW yesterday. I nearly choked on my cornflakes. Lee Clark didn't fair much better, a 5 he got. The bloke in the NOTW said Babayaro was getting booed by us, which made me feel a bit better about those marks because it shows the 'journalist' was nowhere near SJP on Saturday. My marks. Parker N'Zogbia Bellamy