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Throw the form book out the window for the mackems like. Yes, we SHOULD beat them, but they're always tense weird games.

He doesn't fucking play for us anymore man! Jesus weptamong!

As long as Andy O'Brien is allowed to play.

She's legal. Anyway, for his piss poor attempt to hump and dump he deserves to be stuck with her. If he hasn't got the bottle to dump her properly then he deserves all the shit he gets. Reminds me of a lad I was mates with in college, used to piss girls around then play the 'woe is me' victim, until 3 turned up at his house at the same time.

My Mrs is Fenham born and bred, so it's rough as fuck. It's not far to walk into town and you can get a 62 (I think, one of the 60's anyway) into town along with 300 other students which should take you less than 10 minutes but will probably take 20. Ithangu.

Your post code also puts you in a band which affects your insurance. They have stats of car crime etc and lump you in band which can raise or lower it even more. Someone on another forum got hold of the official list of postcode bands, my postcode was in the worst band, the bastid. However, if the stats say car crime is more likely in my area then I can't really argue with that. On a related note, I rang the company who 'quote you happy' last year for a renewal and they quoted me a £1,000 more than I pay now. To be fair to the advert, I was pissing myself laughing at the end of that phone conversation as well...

It's been getting a right slagging from everyone. I saw an ITV jizzfest about it on Friday night which was basically a 30 minute promotional video for it with some over excited presenter claiming it was the best film you'd ever see. Always know when a film is going to be shite when they go out of their way to promote it in this way. I hear Guy Richie and Madonna got booed coming up the red carpet because they wouldn't sign an autographs or stop for photos. When they arrived on this programme they edited the sound to cheers and the presenter interviews them straight after and says 'you got a fantastic reception'. Fuck me gently.

Yeah Gemmill, you love it you bitch.

Can you name them?? 38083[/snapback] Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy...erm...Happy.....hang on...

Wurd.

So Bellamy is the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be?

Frank Sidebottom....fuck me gently.

Southerners are GREAT though.

I discovered it was none other than a sulphuric acid release the other day. Deeeelish! 37994[/snapback] How on earth did you end up going from San Francisco, one of the world's most famous and desirable cities, to Middlesbrough, of you don't mind me asking? I can only imagine it's the money! 38001[/snapback] Aye, he's a greedy bastard. Although he has got the highlife of North Shields living to subsidise.

Might be quite hard to get that team out.... As Taylor is suspended!! 37982[/snapback] 37984[/snapback] Too much smoggie air methinks...

So, if we continue to use credit cards do you think we'll end up like Planet of the Apes? Cool.

He's not guilty, so he is, good man.

I'd play Shola wide right and not play Clark.

Aww bollocks. Shola to play wide right?

I hope he can swim. 37823[/snapback] Illegal tramp racing takes to the seas? 37867[/snapback] My money's on the Australian.

I've never seen him on there, although I'm rarely on there myself. Honest. Hang on, I'll check...

These phases happen though. AC Milan in the early 90's were dreadful to watch, but they rarely lost or conceeded a goal and turned Seria A into a one horse race. Chelsea remind me of them. I applaud Wenger for sticking to an atacking team to try and leep the fans entertained, but it comes down to the old argument about would you rather win things or be forever the entertaining bridesmaid. I still can't decide which one I'd want more.

It might not be pretty but it wins games. When I saw Chelsea up here in the League Cup for the first time I came to the conlcusion that they were going to be pretty awful to watch, very difficult to score against, and had a pool of match winners that would ensure they got maximum points more often than not. It's effective and still working.

A work message board where you discuss Walkers Crisp competitions? Jesus, they actually encourage you lot not to work, don't they? 37822[/snapback] Oh aye, it's the same software from the old toontastic as well. I don't post on it very much as I'm sure the bosses will look on it and think 'how the hell has he had time to make 4,000 posts?' There's even a comedy clique on there. 37827[/snapback] You complete waster! 37836[/snapback] Bollocks man! I've been registered on it for 4 years and only made 130 posts or something. Our admin girl on the other hand is well on her way to four figures and she's only been on it 6 months, she recently mananged to join the clique.

I thought burger flipping was seen as a promotion?