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Buy a map. On a serious note, there are some nice places to stay in Northumberland, it'll be less hassle than going abroad but as pointed out probably work out quite expensive. Me and the Mrs once had a dirty weekend in Warkworth of all places, it was great.

Noooooooooo! I think a real, proper beach holiday might help though. 42201[/snapback] Hmmm...will you still take Holy Communion daily? 42204[/snapback] The wine bit, anyway. 42205[/snapback] Have you tasted Communion Wine? I'd rather have the rock hard bread they used (lapsed) to give us.

Noooooooooo! I think a real, proper beach holiday might help though. 42201[/snapback] Hmmm...will you still take Holy Communion daily?

Aye, not knocking that at all. To a top class six-yard box merchant in particular, the law change is an absolute Godsend. 42202[/snapback] He's still a cheating twat like.

Fair play to the horse though, they've changed the law and he's exploiting it superbly. I reckon on nearly half his goals he starts from an offside position.

He's not good enough like. I think this really has to be his last season here, flog him to a Championship club (which I personally think is his level to be fair) for a canny price and get in a couple of half decent centre forwards. He gets far too much stick at the match, but he's certainly not the man to replace Shearer, no matter how much he thinks he is.

I'm not using the coping example as an excuse, I'm using it as an explanation. You don't have to buy it, it's just my opinion.

Yes they are. How can you reasonably claim that the jokes in thread were posted in order for you all to be able to "cope"? 42130[/snapback] I didn't say it would help me cope, I said they were a coping mechanism. People don't want to dwell on terrible events, so they do what they can to lessen the terrible extent of the event by making jokeas bout it. You can debate the right and wrong of this of course I agree, but I'm just saying it's what British people have always done.

Van Nistelstroodle gained an advantage from his position as he had a head start on the CH's. Therefore he was offside. Again.

I'm happy with the result, although a bit depressed that we've put in another poor performance where we should have been turned over. We had a few injuries granted, but getting outplayed by Pompey doesn't exactly give us much hope for that top 6 finish.

Matty is pure class isn't he? We miss him at Bracknell. Can't wait till Vipers come to Basingstoke, I'll be there in my Petricko jersey oh yes. (He'd better give me a wave the fucker!) And if you come down you're buying me a pint SLP 41482[/snapback] Petricko was class last night, big, solid, got 2+0, tore Basingstoke apart 1st period. Can't see me getting down to Basingstoke this season, although fingers crossed I'll be down Nottingham for the playoffs..

Jokes are a coping mechanism for many people, simple as.

I think another two weeks in Lourdes should clense the soul sufficiently.

Playing badly and winning is the sign of champions man, look at Chelsea. It's the new fad.

I'm going to be very British this weekend and mow the lawn then go for a curry. Woop-de-do! Actually, I am going to the ice hockey on Sunday but only Brock would appreciate that you ignorant bastids.

Lots and lots of complaints from Celtic fans today about the Jock Stein joke at the end.

I think Brian Johnson said he was basically offered the world's most expensive season ticket. 41364[/snapback] Aye, they wanted his money, but he could have no say in how the club was run. As you can imagine, this pissed him off somewhat. Alberto makes an excellent point and one we were discussing before the match last season. The day out, win, lose or draw was better. However, the toilets and a few other things were not.

Aye, guilty of losing the plot but nowt else really. Although Brian Johnson tells a good story about how Jackie Milburn asked him to meet the board as they were interested in him investing in the club. He said the board, especially McKeag (who I don't think was chairman at the time) were aloof and totally out of touch and he told them to stuff their money. We were on a Highway to Hell at that point.

With your music and Wacky's poetry you could become the new Morrissey and Marr.

Cald neets Nee coats Tabs for wu An' fishin' boats An' canny craic An' stotties hot I love the north It's got the lot Eureka! It's a smash! 41347[/snapback] Can it! It'll sell like Gregg's Pasties..

Write a song about the North.

I'd guess the uni have blocked MSN like, the bastids.

I rang my dad who's threatened to get the champagne out later. He then reckoned he was joking like. Saying that, I remember the plod being absolute bastards at the match in the late 80's, ejecting a fair few at the back of the Milburn where I sat for anything deemed 'anti-board'. For awhile our favourite chant was 'Leave him alone! He's done fuck all!'

.cock are reporting that Gordon McKeag passed away last night. Any thoughts anyone? I'll say RIP but no more than that.

I tell you what, I'd like to work for whoever Alex works for, lazy bastid.