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How good was the Catchphrase where it looks like Mr Chips is wanking off some animals? Roy Walker can hardly breath from laughter... 'Say what you see.'

Public Enemy - Don't Believe the Hype

awww i now have a chip on my shoulder about being a southerner 36728[/snapback] Not the ladies though, obviously.

I think that deserves a bit of respect.

Come on, let's have a group hug! Northerners only mind.

In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think. In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows.... 36656[/snapback] I like Momin's Tandoori at Billy Mill, been going for years, but my Mrs doesn't like it...picky cow. You can become a member free of charge and you'll get 10% discount! Honest! 36666[/snapback] It's normally that one that sets me off wanting one on the way home when I drive past it. Right, I'll give it a go. Do they deliver? 36669[/snapback] They do! Don't blame me if it's shite though, I've always liked it but my Mrs was raised on real West End of Newcastle curry houses which are the real-I-am of the region, which is why she's a picky bitch.

In Tynemouth it's probably the plaza tandoori, where the plaza used to be (strangely enough), near the park hotel. They are really a restaurant though and don't do deliveries I think. In Shields your guess is probably better than mine - I've got tons of flyers but I reckon they're all much of a muchness. I bet SLP knows.... 36656[/snapback] I like Momin's Tandoori at Billy Mill, been going for years, but my Mrs doesn't like it...picky cow. You can become a member free of charge and you'll get 10% discount! Honest!

It's a shame really, we spent a good bit of our time defending those not from the NE against the soopafans who reckoned they were not worthy to support NUFC as they weren't born within 12 yards of SJP etc...yet your sole purpose on here seems to be to widen the divide and stir the shit. I'm sorry if you've had people from up here acting like wankers towards you since you got here, but you need to chill.

Alright, yes, I would say you will get people who judge people and treat them differently for pretty stupid reasons, accent being one of them. My Mrs is part Southern (not the good part ) and her relatives can be right snotty bastids about where we live and the fact I'm not some high flying city banker. Mind, it's only the older generation that think this, the relatives our age couldn't give a shit. Bascially, it used to piss me off but now I just treat it with the indifference it deserves really. You carry a chip on your shoulder over issues you'll drive yourself mad, which is why I just take the piss instead.

Yes, we all have a giant chip on our shoulder, especially about Southerners. There, that's what you wanted.

Lay Lady Lay....love that song like, only Dylan song I think I do really like.

Another man (who is not you), is shagging this woman! BWAHAHAHAHA! 36420[/snapback] A red cross? Damn it! I heard the red cross was a right goer an aal...

Was that to prove your love for Catmag? You also proposed to her that night. 36410[/snapback] She still won't set a date like. I've picked my dress and everything!

'A working class hero is something to be...'

Alright, alright, it's down as a board lowlight for a reason. That's also the night I ate cat biscuits.

mmmmmm.....chips.

Real first name: Dave Nickname: Nothing exciting, usually my last name. Age: 25 Occupation: Information Officer Location: Byker! Language(s) spoken? English and pigeon French and Spanish Avatart - why? Because he thinks he's funny but he's not, so perfect for me! Previous avatarts? Mostly Mr T, he'll be making a comeback... Tell us when you first joined the boards? Early 2002 I think. Board highlights? Possibly those two days spent on that Australian qualification thread... Board lowlights? The Soopafan invasion and posting whilst pissed. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably working in a library...I have a Library degree and almost got a job in an engineering Library before taking this job. Pets? Mrs Peg. One cat, called Flo. I play a bit like.... In goal probably Pav, erratic. Out of goal probably someone like Ian Harte, slow and not that much cop but with a sweet-left-peg. Football heroes? Michael O'Neil, Paul Gascoigne, John Beresford, Sir Les, George Weah.. Football villains? David Speedie, Gordon Armstrong, 'The G-Force', Ashely fucking Cole.. Best advice given? Never eat yellow snow. Ideal partner? Garrameister Ideal dinner date? Garrameister Ideal meal? Greek, preferably in a Taverna on a remote Greek island. Can you cook? Yes! Current wheels? A little Toyota. Biggest influence? My mam, has always known when I need a kick up the arse and when I need to be left alone. TV programmes? I like unpredictable comedy, anything Pytnon influenced. Arrested Development is my current favourite. Only watch US drama series like ER and Lost because the Americans are so much better at it than us. Plus 80's cheese..A Team, Miami Vice, Magnum... Burger and chips or fish and chips? Cheese burer and chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian Favourite tunes? Lots, many and varied. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Garrameister George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Garrameister Favourite film? Dances with Wolves If I won a million pounds.... I'd be a millionaire Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? The Nova, 1990, pre-match for my birthday my dad put a tiny bit of lager in my lemonade. Crazy days. Ever suspended/expelled from school? No, although I got in a lot of trouble in an RE class for acccusing JC of sleeping with whores. Favourite insult? Mong Not a lot of people know that...... My mam raised £25k for charity walking the Great Wall of China Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Got a suit for interviews which I spent a canny bit on. Not really into designer stuff. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Erm...5? I'm obsessed with..... Garrameister In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Alive!

I can't remember the exact title of my dissertation off the top of my head, but it was basically about online virtual tours set up by museums. Did the research at the end of my 2nd year, then did nowt, then a week of choosing the websites and evaluating them, then I wrote it in 4 days....the 4 days leading up to it being handed in.

Erm, my maths may not be superb and I am very tired but may I suggest you revise that statement????? *licks lips in anticipation of a delicious lolly* 36251[/snapback] Aye, we're playing The Price is Right rules I'm afraid, so I'm off out at lunchtime to get me a lollipop....mmmmm....

de ja vue.... OW OW OW!

I wouldn't risk them after what happened the last time we did tbhbaf

My mate has actually run the GNR for the sudden death syndrome charity. Fit and active young lads and lasses dropping dead due to undetected heart defects. His brother in law died from it a couple of years back, only mid-20's with a young bairn. There was a story on the news about a 16 year old kid at the weekend who dropped dead straight after scoring a goal. Seems to be happening a fair bit, nowt to do with being unfit.

I'm sorry like, but you simply can't write him off after a game and quarter, just like we can't claim him as the answer to all our prayers after the same amount of time on the pitch. Amdy Faye had a cracking debut for us... We're going to have to reserve judgement on him till he's got a few games under his belt, not one a bit.

So...it's the fans fault? 36016[/snapback] Some fans' fault. I was being deliberatley tabloid, but I believe in my theory. The fans at Real Madrid get coaches sacked twice a season. They've spent almost as much as Chelsea and have won fuck all for the last few seasons. Alex Ferguson recently said that we expect to win the World Cup up here. As much as I'm sure you love Glasgow's favourite son, he does know a bit about winning things. I believe stability, hard work, patience, confidence and positivite attitude are the keys to success. That's why I hate clubs sacking managers mid season. The crowd need to understand that as well as anyone. 36024[/snapback] I understand and probably agree with you, but is it the majority or the minority causing the problems? Despite the poor performances, I've only ever heard a few muffled calls for Souness to be sacked during a game. A quick chorus of 'Souness Out' from those noisey wags in the East Stand. It's hardly the hankerchief waving pig head throwing antics of the Spanish.

It's the way you tell 'em.