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Massive, massive pressure on Benitez and the Liverpool board to sign Owen. I think it'll be too great and he'll go back. Perhaps we should try to get Cisse cut price instead?

Did you have a suntan or a turban on?

I'll expecially miss the smut. Good luck.

Difference is we've got a depepleted squad who look like going nowhere, a well 'over the hill actually in the next valley' centre forward, another centre forward who plays like a newborn foal, and no width whatsoever. We're crying out for strikers and a winger and we've got a week left to get them. We should have had our squad complete by now, and we don't. So FF has to take some of the blame for that being the man who brokers the deals.

I bought one for £16 in John Lewis which gives a crystal clear pic, just go in the Electrical bit of that and you'll find them. You could also buy a Freeview set for around £30. You'd still need the aerial for that, but as long as it was half decent you'd definately pick up a clear picture.

When drunk, I honestly think I could infiltrate any Northern Irish paramilitary group with that accent! 16485[/snapback] That's quite a range.

You should have done your flawless Northern Ireland accent, that would have stumped them.

Ah, the classic way of deflecting the (rightful) blame from oneself by questioning the motive behind said act. Excellent! 16457[/snapback] Not even I could miss by that much!

Get back on the plane and leave. Seriously, turn back now while you've still got ignorance.

Like I mentioned earlier in the week, Little Duggie's wife has filed for divorce citing 'unreasonable behaviour'. He's going to have to pay out a pretty penny.

Because the french press don't have an agenda with the foreign bloke who's pissed on their sport. If they all take them though Rob, then it's still an equal playing field, right?

Dyer and Bowyer are still here like.

Is that a euphemism? 16405[/snapback] The problem arises because there are too many people who think it's a race. Fnnr fnnr..

Not a salad vegetable, but mushrooms are superb.

When I worked in the civic you used to here some noises like. I would be taking a piss and all you could here was gas escaping from people's arses, the 'plonk' sound and chilling sound of someone going 'ggrrrnnn' like they're really going for the push. There's a certain toilet on a certain floor in there that used to always have a fresh turd on the floor of one of the cubicles every day. I often wondered why the fuck anyone would do this.

Good news? We don't do good news on here mate, take it off.

'It should make access easier to DIIIIIIXONS...'

Darren Peacock also had one leg shorter than the other. Which explains quite a lot..

Any vegetable you can fry.

Garrincha lost his virginity to a goat. I just found that out.

I think the entire Fat Fred era has been marked by a total lack of long term vision and stability. It's always felt like every decision the board make is to cover their backs for the here and now rather than thinking about the future. Sacking Robson is the biggest proof of this. Someone should have been lined up, rather than arrogantly thinking we'd be able to prise good managers away from their clubs. Telling him privately his job is safe then publicly telling the rags he's leaving was a massive fuck up. He should have been asked to become an ambassador for the club, and asked to help bring in his replacement. Add to this the bollocks about 'you'll be pleaasently surprised who wants to come here' etc etc and it just sounds like a man who hasn't got a fucking clue what he's doing.

I'm thinking of buying a boiler...

If not, you'll just have to look at your crotch for 90 mins... 16225[/snapback] I could ask her to look at it.

A fair few newbies round but also the same ugly mugs. I tell you what I did notice far more than any other season, women. Lots and lots of women. Couples mostly, lasses coming with their fellas. This is an observation by the way, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with that. In fact, the guy next to me was new and informed me his daughter would be sitting next to me this sesason. If she's fit, it might just make going to the match less of a punishment.