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Self flagellation is the key to redemption, I believe. 22296[/snapback] So what should we do, give away free whips with season tickets?

A lot of 'moaning glory seekers' I've met lately are not 'Johnny Come Latelys' but 'Brian I used to go when Mitchell and Milburn were here but I don't go now because they're shit'...

I'm too shy (ahhh), a pessimist, and nowhere near as assertive as I should be. I'll never make management because while I'd be a really easy going boss to work for, I'm really bad at telling people what to do.

That could be a wake, the poor bugger.

Bugger, I'm really confused now. What do I have to do not to be at fault for this, because the list of stuff we're doing wrong is getting bigger.

Six months in a leaky boat?

Agree. At least he had the courtesy to hear what we have to say, but he was always going to Liverpool. We can't blame the lad either, this is exactly like the Shearer situation. He's obviously patched up his differences with Benitez and wants to go home. At least we tried, nowt more we could do. The problem is, we need another striker and we're now not going to get one till January. 22255[/snapback] We need GOALS.... and we're now not going to get one until January. 22260[/snapback] Is there an echo in here?

Get him pissed, get a folded over contract out, and get Shearer to ask him to 'sign this piece of paper for the young un.' It might just work...

Agree. At least he had the courtesy to hear what we have to say, but he was always going to Liverpool. We can't blame the lad either, this is exactly like the Shearer situation. He's obviously patched up his differences with Benitez and wants to go home. At least we tried, nowt more we could do. The problem is, we need another striker and we're now not going to get one till January.

We've converted you, nice one!

The fact he's going back to speak to Liverpool for the second time in a few days speaks volumes for me. This is a dead duck I'm afraid.

Left in a pint glass on a table in the Trent? Do I win a fiver?

I'm gonna say this one last time, for the good of all you. One day you'll thank me, trust me. ROBERT DOESN'T PLAY FOR US ANYMORE. HE ISN'T COMING BACK. THE END.

I know, seeing as he gave both goals away on purpose with the sole intention of fucking us off, why don't we put him in stocks in Leazes park for the afternoon. That'll teach him, justice will be served, and he'll never do it again.

The fact that people are saying Luque was shite yesterday just confirms my feelings that there are fans with too much of an agenda against Souness. Yes, Souness isn't te answer, but ffs if we're going to start picking on his latest signing to point score then we really have reached the lowest of the low.

I applaud the use of cunting.

The Scottish lass wasn't a nun? Do you mean the one with Kate Winslet? 19456[/snapback] Aye, your right, was she a german soldier or something? Well, I fancied the nun, and the scottish lass. I need to get out more methinks.

The woman who used to shit on stage? Nah.

Your slate just got dirty again. See you next week anyway.

Dutch people write this as well. Excellent.

You were indeed. And we think our chairman is a wanker.

It wasn't the difference of opinion that pissed people off, it was the fact your first post called us whinging bastards and accused the current problems of being all our fault. You're free to continue to put down whatever your opinion is on here or elsewhere, but don't expect any nice replies if you continue to make it personal. Anyway, we should wipe the slate clean imo.

If he signs for Liverpool I hope his hamstring problems come back. Yes, I can be bitter when I want to.

Not neccesarily (although Freddies just gone), it's just to delcare against the Aussies in a first innings I'd be looking at hitting 700, which aint gonna happen. Ever. I admire your faith though, comes with supporting NUFC. 19309[/snapback] Whats the weather forecast for the weekend though? Genuine question, I havent got a clue. 19316[/snapback] Not sure. Anyone got any pine cones? EDIT: CONES FFS! CONES!