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I'd thought that myself - all those council houses right by the town centre, just up from the Quay and art galleries and restaurants starting to open there... Yup, move the inhabitants to new builds on some "brownfield" site, sell the land for up market flats, a big supermarket, and a new smart cultural area 13568[/snapback] Shhhhhhh....

Well I work with a French lass who doesn't conform to any of the stereotypes. She doesn't smell, she has a sense of humour, and if there's an argument she doesn't sneak off or say 'fine, you win' within 5 minutes...

Shieldfield is getting worse, and it's not getting any help from the local authority or government either. Cynics would say it's prime land for the Ouseburn - Jesmond cultural gateway and if everyone just gets fed up and moves then the council could sell the land for a pretty penny. Not me though.

So the women who had their convictions quashed for killing their babies due to a dodgy prosecution 'expert', would we just sow their heads back on?

I know the Whoooosh is being slowly phased out but WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH...

It a great big blank white page but cheap shots don't fix it or win friends. SLP both boards are great in their own way! 13481[/snapback] Jesus wept.

Heaton is having a problem with arseholes digging through people's bins for identity theft, so watch your bins Tom and shred those bank statements...

It's not GREAT?

I agree with that, but I fully expect Souness to manage him car crash stylee...

'You're in the shed tonight, so let's go over to our daughter Amy Buerk with tonights weather. Amy, I hear it's going to be a cold one...'

When he gets back in the house Mrs Buerk will announce 'Breaking News, you're in the guest room.'

You see, it's not just me! Hail fellow freak.

I don't like playing newly promoted teams early on, they tend to be well up for it while we're not. Plus Sheringham is bound to score.

Rhubarb crumble is minging. And that isn't a euphemism.

"I have recently started to fancy Jimmy Krankie. Im not sure wether this makes me gay, straight or a paedophile. Can any readers help?"

Yes, they appear on a message board every other week, but they're still funny. So there. Last week I attended an AA meeting, and to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees. Hugie Dixon, West Drayton I see on the news that Lord Hutton says he is "satisfied that David Kelly took his own life". He may not have liked Dr Kelly that much, but isn't this taking gloating just a little too far? Dave Owen, Edinburgh I don't know why cigarette manufacturers put those big warning stickers on the side of their packets. If anything, it is likely to put people off buying the product. Mark Mayhem Yesterday in my local TKMAXX, I went into the household bit and saw a non-stick frying pan with a price sticker on it. Who the are they trying to kid? Graham Wilson 'A little bit of what you fancy does you good' they say. It wrecked Gary Glitter's career good and proper, though, didn't it? Nick Pettigrew, London I have never been a fan of U2 or Take That. Several years ago my two children bought a copy of U2's latest album and Take That's 'Back for Good' single from our local HMV. What I said to them was this: "You two can take back U2 and Back for Good by Take That back for good and that." I still find this amusing. Do I win a fiver? Bill Newton Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius. Mike Woods, e-mail The recent suicide of Harold Shipman has thrown up some interesting questions. For a start, does Shipman killing himself take his official tally up to 216, or does it count as an own goal? Where does this final score place our national champ in the world league table? Magnus, Sheffield I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only dream of. Mrs Close, Headingley According to Bill Bryson in his book 'A Short History of Nearly Everything', the vigorousness of a man's beard growth is proportional to the number of times he thinks about sex. This being the case, Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams ought to be ashamed of himself. Filthy beast. Mrs Yeoman, Kidderminster Those speed cameras are useless. Whenever I see one, I just get out and go past it on foot. They haven't caught me yet! Larry Fist, Lloyton

Yep, I think we should wait for Ronaldinho to arrive before getting rid.

Yeah, he sounds like a man who's matured.

Exactly, glory seeker.

Come on then, spill, what is it you want doing? I've got a little business on the side, back alley stuff, not legit but the Albanian bloke swears he's a Dr. He has got a white coat.

Bollocks, you're one of those foren towel head people so you don't qualify. Go and support your local team, El-Ki-Eda United.

Exactly, and I'm more soopa fan that you'll ever be.

Me too mate, especially in a confined area. I was once on the bus when one was buzzing around, didn't want to look soft though so sat there bricking it and sweating buckets watching its every move. Suddenly, it landed on my coat sleeve. There were two options, have a nervous breakdown and run around the bus screaming..or pass out. Instead, I swatted the bastid with my hand and killed it. I then got off the bus and had the nervous breakdown.

I'm not great with heights like, but I thought the middle bit of the Eiffel tower wasn't too bad. However, I didn't fancy taking the lift up to the top, so I did a Kinga. 12756[/snapback] What, masturbated using a wine bottle? 12758[/snapback] And got my tits out.

I'm not great with heights like, but I thought the middle bit of the Eiffel tower wasn't too bad. However, I didn't fancy taking the lift up to the top, so I did a Kinga.