OTF

I can see why they've chosen this colour now, it's to hide all the grass stains from their constant flopping to the ground.

Geez we are really wanting to gift them a goal, that's at least Miley, Woltemade and Murphy who have nearly set them up.

I know it's a bit late but it has to be said that that Fulham kit is a putrid colour.

Bruno trying to take the Haten Ben Arfa trophy for most times beating the same player.

Mate, I am early 40s ya bastard

How has he not put that in!?

It was flicking a switch on his mug printer, daft twat wouldn't shut up, eventually got him to pipe down by making something up about thinking Eddie's time was done.

Domestic season over if we don't win this.

Ekitike looks to be a top quality player, especially given he has bulked up a bit.

I haven't read beyond Waste Lands. What are you up to?

Before he self-sabotaged his reputation and memory here that's correct. Streaky as heck, moody and injury prone. That's the reality. Whilst he's very likely to eventually come good there it's not wholly unfathomable that Eddie got the best out of him and he had his peak years here. Whatever the case financially for us it has been good business because once he got the whisper in the ear he was poor for us and we can't afford to be paying big wages for someone who's not giving their all.

You called?

Nice goal Wolte Jr, and Murphy, we never doubted you.

Nice attacking play Burn.

Lovely ball Bruno, good defense took away Murphy's shot.

Poor Burn, sat a little deeper because he knows he needs a head start. Nice save Pope.

Lovely Wolte

I know the Germans have a reputation and all, but seriously.

Elanga looked slightly better when he came in from the wing and combined a few passes with Trippier. He's taking ages to adapt and in the meantime it has to be Murphy playing there with Elanga getting time on as a sub.

Willock may as well be lost in a maze.

It's often not simple and will always have a degree of interpretation. There was one angle that was most damning and that was only seen on the broadcast after the VAR had ended their review. No idea whether they saw it. You also have to balance it against the interpretation of clear and obvious error too which makes it more likely that they'll just stick with what the on-field referee has called. Then most of the time the on-field ref will not call it because they have the fallback of the VAR. And here you see the problem....