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Who could argue with your track record.

Fanks Mike!

Typically out of touch mate 😉

Conventional wisdom dictates that we must have been lead to believe that Guehi would be available within a price range we were willing to go to. Then Palace have moved the posts thinking we would just pony up the extra. We haven't because we were already stretching and we've not managed to sell anyone. There must be better value options out there that still offer a strong long term replacement for Schär, but from what we've been told about we're not very advanced on anyone. Sure they might not be English or have Premier League experience but neither was Botman (or Schär for that matter).

Fans on twitter: WHY TF HAVEN'T WE BOUGHT A RW AND A CB IT'S A JOKE!!! EALES AND MITCHELL ARE HOPELESS!!!! JUST GET IT DONE Also fans on twitter: WHY DID WE SELL MINTEH AND ANDERSON?!?!? THEY WERE TWO OF OUR BEST YOUNG PLAYERS

He wasn't playing at Forest anyway and have no doubt that financially he's being well rewarded. Hopefully he ends up somewhere actually playing.

The harbringer of truth... wait it's you @Christmas Tree 😯 Well said.

Hope your nephew gets well soon.

This thread:

We're cautious with our signings because we know how detrimental it is to our bottom line to have deadwood on big contracts hanging around and as Howe has said so many times we won't buy for the sake of it, they have to improve our team/bring something new. Something new like an overpriced Greek shot stopper apparently* * Not undermining Eddie, that's beyond his control and he wasn't happy about all of that, most notably Anderson.

The ever optimistic me of the past thinks that he may recapture his form. He's (or he was) a better defender than current Lewis Hall. But the reality is Eddie has been talking up his recovery to boost the chances of loaning him out. If Hall doesn't progress defensively he could be used elsewhere and Targett brought back with Kelly and Burn also options at LB. On the strength of the Southampton game our opponents will be telling pacy attacking players to target him like they were when Burn was playing LB and getting tormented. This week is going to be interesting. Players we're hoping for outward movement/closure on: - Trippier - Almiron - Targett - Fraser - Hayden - Dubravka / Vlachodimos - Jamal Lewis

Or run

It was a fucking Kangaroo you absolute filthy RACIST.

FYP

He can barely believe he's kicked it in. The form is atrocious, but the goal spectacular. Well done Pwied Pwiepwer.

And his shithousery even less so again.

You're thinking like a boxer who only ever throws punches and never gets punched. That's not how the transfer market works. And fucking hell, easy to recreate Bruno type signings, time to update my analogy. You're thinking like a boxer who only ever gets punched in the head over and over again.

What do you think preceded this tweet? *ring ring* Gandaft: Rich Energy, premium energy drink of the U.K. now doing more hashtag business than ever, how can I direct your call? Caller: William, we're going to need you to move all those pallets you've had sitting in storage Gandaft: Can I use the pallet jack myself? Caller: Sure thing dear Gandaft: Thanks Mum

David de Gea player coach is a thread that has two pages of replies. Do they realise he's 33 not 53?

Got rinsed by Mbuemo for Brenford's first goal and could have been sent off for a studs up excessive force tackle later. The thing with this signing for me is the fact that there will be noone else offering anywhere near what we are for him. If we hold as it is they will accept the price, more fool them if they don't. I think we'd be overpaying slightly but if we've decided this is our man then over the life of a 6 year contract (taking him to age 30, or 29 with a year to run if we decide to cash in) it's peanuts.

Kelly will get a chance ahead of schedule.

And this time it is being considered apparently... Man I could do without all this bullshit, just let us know when players have signed like in the old days with Emerton, Baines, Barnetta etc

He certainly lived up to his reputation.