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I felt sorry for his girlfriend. Sticks with him all the way through his nutty plan. So what does he do ... goes and fucks another girl as soon as he can! But really ... yep, it's a great documentary.

First you must obtain something that belongs to Sir Alex Ferguson. The more personal the item the stronger the juju. Next you must get a live chicken. Then you need a room with a bare wooden floor. It must never have had any kind of finish like varnish or paint. Next cut the chicken's head off with a single stroke of a carbon steel knife that has never cut anything else before. The knife must be carbon steel, not stainless steel, and it must be a single stroke. With the chicken's fresh warm blood, draw a pentagram (star) on the floor. Place Sir Alex's personal item in the centre of the pentagram and light it aflame with a candle that has never been used before. At the same time you must chant the following words until the personal item is totally consumed by the flame. Chant the words, "Owatta nass siam, Manchester United". But seriously, do we have any chance?

FUCK IT!

Fuck off

Shay's just conceded after a not-so-good deflected first save was pushed forward by him onto an on-coming Hammers player.

Has Jonas been sending shots into the box often? If so, are they of the type that Viduka could take advantage of?

Hull down by 2 and now been given a red card. If we get even a point, Hull will be below us and one more buffer between us and hell.

Has there been news for how long for, 'cause it was a very harsh tackle. BTW: Like the 4-3-3 idea, but has a snowball's chance in hell of occurring.

To be honest, I can appreciate what they're talking about to an extent. One thing our club has had to do is clear house to get rid of the deadwood/over-payed players who have never performed. We have spent SO MUCH and have nothing to account for it. We are THE perpetual underachievers. In particular, I appreciate the whole idea of building for the future. And I'm happy to have us sit back in the also-rans/mid-table for a few seasons if it means we can build players and consistency in management. However, there are still so many questions to be answered! In particular, don't all these future plans/buying young players etc. simply hinge on the fact that we have to stay up over the next two seasons and that's look very shaky at the moment? Also, do we have the type of manager who can build for the future? Please feel free to add to this list!!!!!!

The next seven games are against: Bolton (Rebok) Manure (SJP) Hull City (KC Stadium) Arsenal (SJP) Chelsea (SJP) Stoke (Britannia) Spurs (WHL) That's seven games before we get a decent chance again at home (against Pompy). What are the realistic expectations of points out of a possible 21? 8? 6? 10? 5? I think it may be over the next seven games that our fate is decided. It all depends on how those around us on the table perform (esp. since we play away to some of them). I have the fear.

Who's gonna watch the Big Cup game of Inter vs. Man U? It starts at 4.30 in the morning over here, so I usually wouldn't bother watching a non-Toon game at such an hour. However, I think that Mourinho's team has the capability to rip Man U's throat out, chew it, spit it out and then stamp on it. I want to see someone wipe the smug smile off the prize cunt that is Sir Fergie. As such, it has become required viewing.

From NUFC.com: ----------- It's reported that former Magpie Alan Suddick is in a critical condition, having been admitted to the Manchester Royal Infirmary in recent days after his condition worsened. 64 year-old Suddick was diagnosed with bone marrow cancer in 2008 but had been in remission following chemotherapy treatment. Alan was part of our 1962 FA Youth Cup winning side, netting 43 times in 152 games between 1961 & 66. ------------- I'm sure that all here wish Alan and his family the best at this difficult time.

How little you know. Aye! All that Mark wants is a place in the Socceroos squad for South Africa. With Pim Verbeek as our manager, the only way he'll get a chance to be chosen is if he's playing in Europe. After 2010, he'll live it large as a member of Melb. Victory (or whatever new team starts up in Victoria in the meantime). Till then, all he'll want to do is keep his place in NUFC, lest he looses his spot in the national team because of it.

I do believe that, and here's a few big ifs, if we survive this season and the GFC starts getting a bit better come the end of 2009, we'll still be a juicy prospect to some Indian/American/Nigerian/Saudi billionaire. If we keep MA, we'll be out of that top 20 list sooner rather than later. Oh, and hello to the new Villa fan. Top manager you have there!

If he ends up leaving, he'll probably end up in the A League (is he a Melbourne boy???). Which is a pity for him, as Pim (our nat. manager) is not too keen on choosing home-based players for the 1st team Socceroos squad (only Craig Moore--ex. Mags too--ever gets regular call up for the 1st squad). He's still great at holding up the ball and using his size in and near the box ... it's just that he's never fit.

Top post, mate! That's given me the biggest smile!! Wish we had that sort of thing here in Perth. (Maybe I should get off my arse and do it! )

And how often is he correct???

Amen that that, mate!!!!

I'm being optimistic. I think the gang will have drawn a little closer together after Kinnear's heart probs. We will be more potent now that Oba's back and will have pace in the midfield with Spiderman (who will be feeling very optimistic). We just have to be VERY careful with the set pieces; esp. corners and the like. I'm thinking back to our Villa game, and think we'll do the same here.

Yep, Oba and Lovenkrands to start, and one makes room for Viduka in the second half once the Everton boys are a bit more tired. I'd feel better about our defence if we had Habib back ...

Was he part of the squad?

WOO HOO

I was kinda hoping this wouldn't happen as I'm always fearful of the bounce-back effect this may have. It's not like Pompey have a poor squad, so this may see them pull a few more points than they may have otherwise. They're only a few points behind us!!!! In other words, they may be one less barrier we had between life and the dropzone. Or am I just over reacting and it's too late for Pompey to resurface?

If we hadn't fucked up the Liverpool game so badly, do you think he'd still be with us?? Or was there gonna be a final straw no matter what? The latter, I think.

Off to bed now (with a smile, for once). Nighty nighs!