Tom

Aye once it gets to the point Joelinton has scored twice it’s rude to celebrate.

Wtf

Pickford

5-0

4-0 Joelinton with a belter

3-0 Murphy

2-0 Almiron

It should really be 2-0 but Joelinton did a Joelinton and in essence....missed an open goal

Joelinton 1-0

Looks class tbh

Toon toon

Johnson is to address the nation at 8pm. Probably wont watch it tbh

Carragher was pulling a hell of a face throughout but I couldn’t quite work out what his crack was.

Sorry to hear about your Dad @wykikitoon

Richards is decent because he actually looks like he wants to be there. I seldom look for wisdom from pundits anyway so this makes a difference. Contrast that to Danny Murphy or Mark Lawrenson who look like they should be on suicide watch. It’s just depressing watching them. Most other pundits, Taylor, Nicholson, Le Tissier rarely offer any insight and are so biased to teams they like it’s pointless having them on. Same goes for Ferdinand or Owen.

That Man City kit

It’s weird because I can now only see one of my friends at work, when we’re normally hanging out a lot socially. So we couldn’t go for a socially distanced walk but we could share an office.

I’ve seen a few blokes doing it. Walking as if they’re going into a bar fight. They should be getting fined but nobody holds them to account.

I can’t believe that people are genuinely taken in by the conspiracy theory rubbish

I’ve seen so many people arrogantly walking about without a mask or writing Facebook posts saying “it’s just flu” etc etc that I can’t help but feel the “we’re fucked” message will fall on deaf ears.

The government have literally failed on every measure. Whitty/Valance were cast aside at one point when their science didn’t fit with the Tory’s ideas.

Cool