Tom

Strong start in fairness, also Carroll nearly killed a man 10 seconds in, bonus points.

If he hasn’t had a proper wash that car is already a Cat C.

Strike

Is he drunk?

Seems like my twitter timeline has completely forgotten that Leeds are a bunch of cunts. Whats going on?

Penalty Liverpool 1-0

THERE WILL BE NO JOY

Sky describing Leeds as “one of the giants of the English game”

Honestly man

3-0 down and Mitrovic is coming on. He’ll have a card in no time. Are you watching Rafa!?

Fulham look refreshingly shite.

If they made a donation to the Conservative party the takeover would go through in about half an hour.

That’s the spirit!

I’m starting to appreciate the fake crowd noise, purely as background noise. I feel like one of those castrated dogs they give the plastic knackas to.

Do these lads never give up?

One thing annoys me about Hayden is that little beard. He looks like he should be doing beat poetry.

New deals for Hayden & Darlow.

I’m going for 12th.

It’s always Fish, isn’t it?

I’m past caring, I’m just gonna watch the shite football and every now and then might see something good

What does Ritchie say the end? Dont let anyone tell you he isn’t Scottish