Kid Dynamite

You painting your face for this one to make sure you get on the telly? Nee face painting required I was on tv last night, anyone spot me Bring on Blackburn

Reagrdless of who said it it was on talksport. They have a number of different presenters who often have inside infi, doesnt mean its the opinion of talksport as a whole

Talksport reckon hes willing to go to another club for less than £80kpw on a money for goals basis

Yes it was a present and it looks just like a normal number plate. So move back on to me eating mars bars or something a bit funnier

Poor effort Can you remember what the private number plate was by any chance, and where i got it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7782422.stm I was disappointed in the secret service! Why didnt they rugby tackle the president to the floor and shout 'The Eagle Is Down!!!' into their watches

an L200. Obviously got a small cock

Which end of Sacriston do you live at? The end with all the takeaways . . . or the end with all the takeaways?

The cynic in me would question why hes fit and scoring regularly in the run up to the january window

Nee better than wor Dannys man

No, its a communal piece of grass it front of our houses

After his performance at LB at the derby I was far from convinced but hes definatley made a difference. To the uninitiated you would think we had paid £10mil for him rather than colo

Finally puts it to bed that he hasnt been offered a contract though. What a joke that we can pay £17mil for a player and then not protect that investment. i certainly wont hold it against him if he leaves

After weeks of asking the cnuts not to use the front of my house as a car park, the son of the old biddy on the end got his car stuck in the mud yesterday, so now ive got this lovely view from my sitting room. He was revving the arse off his engine at 1am this morning trying to get it out before I had to get out of bed and tell him to shut the fuck up

Well done to JFK for not taking him off earlier. Id have had him off the field 20mins ago

Well if you have explained to her and she is still checking your phone and ringing people up behind your back it sounds like the trust is well and truly gone.

Sorry for being insensitive wyki. I got fucked around royally once and I have no time anymore for lasses who play games or fuck you around. Theres plenty of canny ones out there mate.

Wyki, every man on here probably knows how shit it feels going through a break up, at least its kind of mutual anyway. The only way to start feeling better is to draw a line under it and move on. It sounds like you have plenty of other options so go mad for a few weeks, catch an STD and get on with your life. Everyones a winner;)

He had compassion the first 2 times. Now hes just asking for grief. Even a sheep learns not to touch the electric fence after the first couple of times!

Fuck all of them! The Avengers is where its at! http://www.superherohype.com/news/ironmannews.php?id=7763 Just on dl Ironman in HD over XBL to see what my new telly looks like.

Reads like its written by Mr Oliver

Well they arent out to buy at the minute so I had to go for some nearly new ones off ebay. £41. Bout £100 in the shops I think though.

So am i right in thinking this would be the 4th time in a month you have gone back? Get rid man, shes fucking mental. Her parents sound weird as fuck too!

I was 3 in the mid 80s

Many a woman would be proud to be on my arm