Kid Dynamite

Blind People have a sense of humour too racist tbh

Nice Shoes! Seriously, this thread is the most pathetic thread in the history of toontastic! I shagged this lass 5 years ago, i got a letter to prove it look. Honest, ask my mate, phwoar how cool am i!!!

Blatantly gay. Id be over the moon to have found hardcore porn at 14!

You are just too cool for school tbh

My grandad has a British Empire Medal from about 1985 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Empire_Medal

exactly! Hes about as prolific as shola!

Did they get knacked more or win more? All put up for the cameras would be my guess. Well the few episodes I saw they generally used to walk down the street giving it the big one about how great they are.. Every day people used to question who they were which really offended them.. used to start off as a one on one fight but pretty much every single time I've seen it, the others joined in and made it three on one. Might have been put up for the cameras but the punches were real for sure. He walks with that stupid knock kneed, feet at ten to two, cant go in a straight line swagger that all bell ends who wear tight jeans and pointy shoes pioneer

He scores too many goals for us to sign him

That's what you did before you gave up though. Those who can't handle their booze (most of the Bigg Market / Quayside seemingly) get right on me tits like. Spoil it for the rest of us. I can honestly say ive never in my entire life been locked up, taken to hospital or missed a day at work due to being drunk.

Have a word! I do my bit for society by not being a cock end on a weekend, getting pissed, having a fight and getting locked up or ending up in Casualty. I dont take days off work due to being hungover either. Still didnt make me go home worrying about all the patients I had seen at work that day.

What that's all you abide by from the ideology? Karma? . . . being the operative word. Dont believe everything that some little fool has written on wikipedia.

Just been reading up on towers of london as id never even heard of them. Their first 4 singles went in at 32, 46, 30 and 32. similarities anyone? And just exactly how is it rock and roll to go on celebrity big brother? Johnny Rotten has been there and done that. But then hes been doing for 30 years what this little idiot has been doing for 12months. Apart formt he fact that the whole spinal tap thing is soooooo 80s, you kinda needed to be mega famous to get away with it anyway. Guns N Roses, Van Halen etc. I hope face man kicks his arse

I agree. Unless she had tits like fried eggs i dont understand why lasses so young get boob jobs done. At least wait another 10-15 years til nature has taken its course.

whats that got to do with not drinking like?

Doesnt Sunderlands very own Ian 'The Machine' Freeman star in that as the head bouncer bloke? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG3V0LC-EKg

Hadaway and shite man . The point is I get to have a laugh with my mates and lass, make as much money at work whilst doing as little as possible and hopefully have kids one day to pass on all my lifes wisdom. Not to worry about whether a joyrider deserves to die or not. 'Fate is not set, it is what we make it' as sarah connor once said. Unfortunately some shit just happens for no reason.

Suppose. If you work with someone day in day out and they peg it I can understand it having an effect. But i used to strip and bag 3 or 4 bodies a week, and unless they were young kids I can honestly say it had very little effect on me. The only exceptions being when the familys identified them in the hospital. Wasnt nice seeing inconsolable family members breaking their hearts.

You get one weekends wage a month iirc. Im probably biased cos my uncle is quite high up in the TAs and he is the biggest bell end I have ever met in my life. Born and bred in Blyth he now sees himself as some type of Hoora Henry. He isnt.

If you think about shit like that at the end of every shift you will go home with your head battered! Or possibly you'll wake up everyday and appreciate what you have in life and what you are putting back into the world. Maybe if you worked on the set of ER. But in my experiences most nurses appreciate that they have just managed to make it through the shift and get to go home and put their feet up

That would be a bit of a shitter like 'sorry son, but your off to Basra, pack your bags, and dont forget your footie boots!'

erm . . . yeah

Bigger fool her tbh

Mrs sheringhams playboy pictures

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/11/...&frame=true NSFW

Toy soldiers? Not any more Im afraid. Used more and more in the middle east. I used to be in the TA and we were going across back then (early 90's). I spent some time in Germany with the TA helping prep vehicles. Hardly open warfare is it!