Kid Dynamite

Its like an episode of 'a touch of frost' Doesnt strike me as a high functioning, genius type serial killer. Hes probably caught the clap off one of them and gone a bit postal cos of it!

That Drogba - Lehmann farce sums up everything that is wrong with cheating in the game today! Someone post a video if they find one. Lehmann taps Drogba, he falls over, Drogba stands up and brushes past Lehmann, he falls over instead. Both should be banned for diving.

i think we need to see photographic evidence. I got 154 on my 2nd go Blatantly gutted you didn't think to wait till you posted up your score Hang on, is he being serious? If so, is time an element? They might have mentioned it, as I've browsed the web and taken a shite whilst doing it! EDIT: Not time based, and I can now grab a screen of this score if anyone really is that insecure. relax it was a joke. the test obviously doesnt take a sense of humour into accout.

i think we need to see photographic evidence. I got 154 on my 2nd go

The only thing that isn't wrong about that post is the £10 a month part. http://sky.com/hd/what-does-it-cost-existing.htm

What a fucking gimp!

So you stirred your cousins porridge. NICE!

None of them are accurate. Ive tried a few over the years and have ranged by about 30points! Im sure they are meant to be timed too.

How pathetic do you want to get tbh. Millionaires with nowt better to do than share a 16 year old lass with their mates watching. ''wheres all the cum at baby?'' Not one of them had a blob on either. And if this does indeed happen every week i hope they all catch a deadly STD off each other.

Im getting the classics out at the minute! The Clash The Who AC/DC and after watching Miami Vice the series, Phil Collins Greatest Hits!

Deja Vu. Got nowt to do with Deja Vu funnily enough. Ok, could have been better.

Hes nowhere near as good as hes deluded little mind thinks he is! He wins a fight against some has been, fat boxer and hes talking like hes just beat ali at the end of it. It was bad enough when Lewis used to give it 'the big I am' in his post fight interviews (''Has been'' Rachman being one cringeworthy comment). However, after seeing Willimas trying to kiss Harrison at the weigh in, im glad he didnt win!

This thread far outweighs anything in the Bizarre thread! This is comedy gold! Firstly, how old are you Walliver? I assumed you were over 18, in which case you shouldnt be texting girls about wanting to 'hold hands' and 'kiss them'. Secondly, this girl is cracked as a piss pot. She has serious issues splitting with this bloke every other day and having you dangling by a thread. Shel be loving it and you are letting her!!! Thirdly, i know splitting up with someone is tough but the best way to get over it, especially if they are a bitch, is totally fuck them around instead 1- you should have offered her that gig ticket, and then turned up with another lass to take instead 2- when she rang you up for a night of passion, you should have used her like shes never been used before, cum in her eye, give her a dirty sanchez and kicked her out in the street naked saying youd forgotten how shit she was in the sack. Extreme times call for extreme measures mate!

£300 for the box and £10 a month to watch channels you already have. But in a slightly better picture. NER NA!

You see, i thought V for Vendetta should have been called S for Shite.

I was thinking about this the other day. Its quite scary how much we have fucked our own planet in the space of 50 or 60 years. Earth is hundreds of millions of years old and in half a century we manage to use the majority of the worlds energy sources, fuck the ozone layer, melt the polar ice caps and fuck the weather system totally. and dont even get me started on the whole new generation of underclass yobs we seem to have created. Im not sure i fancy having grandkids on this planet in another 50-60 years tbh!

Poor mans sibierski tbh

Emre has the best game of his toon career. 1 game later emre gets injured. you could have predicted it tbh!

cracker apparently!

offside blackburn goal

mackems 1-0 down after 3 or 4 minutes

Yes, but you can't listen to Premiership coverage outside the UK. Licence reasons. I knew that really

My game. Winning Eleven 2003

unless they have an internet connection, which they probably do if they are reading this! http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/

even less? I dont think anyone is disputing that