PaddockLad

Well this post has put the cat among the pigeons (I bet we can’t do more than half a dozen terrible Bros puns )

How it started… How it’s going…

If what’s reported today is accurate ie it’s his agent trying to get him out of Everton then it’s odds on to be utter bollocks that he’s coming to SJP

Darvel, like Marvel but with added drug addled descendants of coal miners

Earlier I asked a saints fan “will Jones play a full strength team?” “hope so”…. 🙄

Nodrog doesn’t miss here…

If they go for a Rooney / Ferguson double act the match day toxicity may be lessened, which would be a start…. “unite the fan base” etc etc

Think I’d go for Rooney…

I’ll look forward to your posts laughing at autistic young adults instead of you actually doing something plainly edgy and dangerous like buying a ticket and actually supporting the team

Just driven from Ringwood to Hook, queue is now 4 mins ☺️ I was 13295 🙏🏻

Actually, it would appear that am not entitled to an extra ticket for this as I’ve purchased my ST seat? 🤔

Being the snide bastard that I am, I’m trying to get my extra ticket. Got this before 9am

Hearts trounced Hibs 0-3 at Easter Road in the cup, Kuol an unused sub. Hearts coach Robbie Neilson may well end up in the championship soon if he wants too, they’re the third best team in Scotland by miles, Alex Neil didn’t even have to do that to get the Norwich job. @Toonpack remains TT’s resident jambo twat

If you can’t pick out the likes Johnson, Farage and Rees Mogg as manipulative lying English exceptionalists then you’ve completely fuckin failed at life

More Brexit dividends…

I smell cheesey chips and blue pop Will you six fingered sister fuckers ever stop?

Yeah am not too bothered tbh. Apart from Leicester we’ve been below where we were before the WC. I think if we nick an early goal it settles us, and we’re so hard to score against it’s ridiculous. Thing is we’re still utterly dominating sides but we’re not properly working goalkeepers, it’s not like they’ve been MOTM v the likes of these & Fulham….so there’s chances, but not really clear cut. Someone should’ve buried that Murphy cross towards the end mind..

Well we can’t say that hasn’t been coming….we’ve scored one goal in four league games

Get him on Eddie ✊🏻

Just told you he’s at Selhurst with Mandy

Daft cunt should be off