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The order of service was the size of an old Rothmans Football Yearbook..

90 fiuckin minutes though but an hour and a half...

At one point I was accosted by those stood around me...they randomly wanted to shake my hand....

Just to cheer everyone up, I attended my first requiem mass yesterday, in fact it was my first mass of any kind......it’s taken me till this evening to properly process my thoughts on it. In view of this and at the risk of being accused of being a raging bigot, I’d just like to ask any RC’s on this esteemed forum one question...what the fuckin hell is all that about?

Sports Direct AGM on Sept 12th, Poland Street, London @ 11am. I expect some very uncool looking Mags, Gers & HoF GMB members to be outside, definitely not trying to act cool

Good luck Andrew I’ll give you six months before me and the missus come over, sofa bed is fine mate, no dramas..

Half expected to wake up this morning to find that the US had nuked North Korea. Maybe Trump will just fire some tweets out about how he loves drowning puppies or something

Because recently there's aparentlty been a lot of it going on at the BBC. Ex senior figures at the daily mail and sky news have been appointed and there's been an alleged shift to the right in editorial stance accordingly, Today on R4 has come in for particular criticism. I think it's fair to say people with agendas will try to control media. Whether it's going on to any great extent at the BBC I have no idea. But, it doesn't look good from where I'm standing. Am sure the good doctor gloom will be along in a minute to tell me I'm a fuckin wacko so don't worry too much about it

I have no idea. It's nothing to do with religion for me anyway. To me iIt's the BBC (amongst others) looking the other way on the likes of the Yemen bus bombing then showing Corbyn holding a wreath at a cemetery. Despite having lots of good in him he's an appalling leader, there's no question of that and he's left himself open to these accusations because of it, but as I said, it's not a good look for a state funded broadcaster seeing as Hodge's daughter has apparently only recently been parachuted into her position at the BBC.

This individuals colleagues and peers are all coming out to bat for her and a lot of those who are drawing attention to it on twitter appear to be fuckin cranks but this really doesn’t look good for the bbc iyam

Havent seen any highlights but as we came out the ground we were accosted by some gobby locals who said Kenedy should have got a red too, I said that's fuckin ironic because we were of the strong opinion that Harry Arter should've gone for an early bath as well. A physical confrontation was only narrowly averted by our coming upon a Chinese restaurant which promised a half aromatic crispy duck but more importantly chilled bottles of Tsingtong beer in an apparently publess neighborhood. Suitably sated, we caught the train back to Bristol, grizzling about the fuckin appallingly inadequate refereeing display and the lack of decent bars where you could get draught Estrella Galicia. Not sure what yesterdays performance against a typically big and physical Warnock side says about what the season might have in store but I can confidently predict being in the bottom 3 by the end of September just because of our fixtures. After that it's up to Rafa.... I have have faith in his ability and his decisions but to say he's been let down this summer is the understatement of the fuckin decade. We musn't let him down ourselves though by wetting our collective knickers every time things don't go our way.

I think there's more than one subscriber to Celebrity Chat magazine on here like

Apologies. The winter nights must fuckin fly by round your place

What in the name of fuck draws you to that conclusion about an octogenarian actor?

Was this mate called Renton?

After a strange old summer,spent under cloudless baking skies & mostly on family duties in Scotland, we’ve booked the first week off after the kids go back to school and plan on spending it in Cornwall. I’m expecting a biblical once in a century type downpour for the whole week. We do have a plan for this; go to the pub and drink our own body weight in Rattler cider & Proper Job pale ale

There's a reason stereotypes are stereotypes

Not sure what it says on the caption under the photo but I expect @Meenzer does

Read a bit about this today and it strikes me that the cps completely bungled the charges Stokes was tried on. He could have been charged not only with affray (quite often a "group" offence) but also ABH which would have concentrated on what he dished out himself. He may have been looking at 2 years if found guilty of ABH. Lucky boy.

True Faith podcast with Rangers supporters from Sons of Struth & Follow Follow fanzine....some of their comments here concentrate the mind to put it mildly, some are economical with the truth and some are frankly fuckin scary about what influence Ashley had over Rangers with only 10% of the shares...we know fuck all about his true influence at NUFC..

I doubt that in 2014 JC or anyone else thought he'd be in the running to be PM four years later. The two major political parties in the UK are dominated by fuckin cranks...am blaming the internet

Highlights from yesterday's game with your commentator at St James Park, Abu Hamza

If it wasn’t a half 12 kick off I’d have been in attendance myself Train didn’t get in till 1145 though Met the usual idiots in the clock, went to Newcastle Arms after. Got the train to Berwick where I waited 3 pints for a lift. Now at mothers with the mother and father of all hangovers after going down the village pub for a couple but ending up having maybe 6?? 🤢 Reasonably ok with the performance but seeing as spurs were blowing out their collective arse for the last 30mins we should’ve won really, they were out on their feet. Need to be more clinical in front of goal but decent strikers cost the money Ashley has no intention of investing. I bet Yedlin’s sleep last night was pitted with images of Dele Ali running away from him. He’s a fuckin arsehole but an excellent footballer. Just hoping to enjoy Rafas last hurrah now, hopefully this latest round of penny pinching is the prelude to a sale but very likely not.

3 ipa's in and the luvvies director is over for a chat. She looks uncanally like peak era Heather Small from M People Jock squaddie got on at York. Sleeve tattoo, beard, headphones on. He's sat next to me asleep and I need a piss Just arriving into Darlo