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“Gutless” commented the bone spur draft dodging lying cunt... https://edition.cnn.com/2018/09/05/politics/nyt-trump-resistance-op-ed/index.html lots saying the mystery author could be the Vice President:

CT copy and pasting from the old current bun?....what a completely unexpected surprise...

It's not. It is controlled by fuckin Tories though.

Anyone incinerated their running shoes then?.... Am tempted to do something sweepingly “right on” and bandwagoni-ish like go out and buy a pair of Cortez for the first time in 30 odd years but they’re 70 fuckin quid now...the revolution can wait..

In April when you can still get frosts anywhere in the UK and you’ll be trying to sleep in a giant empty tin can on wheels. Yep. That’s the dictionary definition of cool right there

Fat cunt tbh

It was our Zoe's birthday yesterday.. my sisters daughter, 20 years of age and already done a year of her history of art degree at Edinburgh Uni...SHE FUCKIN LOVES JEZZA

They surely weren’t wearing parachutes to swim with dolphins Dave? My anger on this issue has now abated somewhat, I’m now more disappointed with you.

Operation Market Garden was to take a bridge over a canal at Arnhem in the Netherlands. It Iinvolved the largest military parachute drop in history, on to the farmland surrounding the inland town. It’s not near the sea. At all. The campaign you may be looking for is, I feel strongly, Operation Dynamo, which was launched to evacuate the BEF from the beeches near Dunkirk in Northern France. The poor souls encamped on the beeches, being strafed by the Luftwaffe, were indeed ordered to enter the water to meet the “little ships”, the flotilla of small craft requisitioned by the Royal Navy from harbour towns all over the English south coast to transport the men further out to sea where large liners & cargo vessels were waiting to transport them en mass back to dear old Blighty. Please brush up on your mid 20th century European military history before you use the subject as a metaphor for any further Indian Ocean based holiday anecdotes. You people make me sick.

TREASON! To the tower with this accursed colonial. GUARDS, SEIZE HIM

Noelie you get a telegram from the queen every year, what more do you want?

Steve Howey in “nail on the head on sky sports” shocker.....

Dear Mr Rees Mogg, we hope this letter finds you well. We found your recent thoughts on indiscriminate searching of people as they cross the Irish border most intriguing. We would love to hear more of these truly amazing ideas in person and at length. Please accept our invite to speak directly to our residents any time in the very near future. You wouldn’t believe how eager we all are to meet you face to face. Sincerely, the Falls Road Residents Association http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/08/27/jacob-rees-mogg-invited-to-the-falls-road-to-talk-about-irish-border/

He’s the biggest single threat to peace in NI for 20 years. The IRA should just take the fucker out

Aye best player today unlucky at the end.

Lambert & Butler

Aye. Looks like man city last seaaon at the moment..

Chelsea have been playing 4 at the back this season. This might just be to spoil what they're expecting from us rather than anything more sinister...

Shearer fuckin annihilates the wee bastard here in one sentence

I have no idea...are their any soecific uk groups that identify themselves as “Zionist”?

Mikes actually properly famous now...

My old man forbade me to go anywhere near Glasgow to watch football when I was a kid, that included Edinburgh....bssically religion is the reason I support NUFC

Paganism is demonstrably less weird than sprinkling holy water and lighting joss sticks above a coffin

I was indeed the only person to wander in and just shuffle along a pew. Everyone else acted as if they were the only ones who could actually see Prince William and Kate stood next to the geezer in the frock No wonder Ireland have mostly fucked all that stuff offf nowadays. I understand as recently as the 80s on the likes of St Patrick’s day folks had to go to mass three times in the one day?