Monkeys Fist

Cheers. Put a bit of timber on since stopping smoking ( about 3/4 of a stone). My brother has shifted 3 1/2 stone since Christmas by doing it, so I thought I'd give it a crack. It's not that much of an effort for me tbh, just cutting out the crap on fast days.

No, serious. Just started doing it. My version of the above weighs in at 275kcal, leaves plenty for the rest of the day

Dr. Seuss should have his fucking eyes out.

Fast day today. Having this for tea Poached chicken breast Beluga lentils with lime, chilli and coriander.

Chap in the home kit really likes his.

Ham and bacon?

Missed that. Very good.

Odds on either Clegg or Gideon having an "interest" in Byron Burgers Ltd?

Because you were full of jizzy potatoes?

Amaze balls

Come on then Chubs, out of all the items in your new "toolbox", how many have you used?

" Swapped the rice for pasta, had no broccoli, onions or peppers so used beans and chips, had no beef so used kebab meat. Didn't have any soy sauce, so used curry sauce. This is going in the CT cookbook"

She's shite - keeps hitting the bar.

It's this pristine, unused cissy box which proves my cynicism is firmly based in reality. You should lick my Lovepump.

Buttered gravy. With beans in it.

Except he's clearly not doing it.

Can't have potatoes without having beans.

I look forward to the pics of your version. With buttered slice, naturally.

Notice how everything in the basket is pristine and ..... well, unused.