Monkeys Fist

What colour ribbons do you like ?

Beaten by a woman - the shame!

Don't bother with the pic then! Just whip it out , pre-ribboned, under the desk.

Tie a ribbon round your knob and send her a pic. Nowt to lose

I got 8/10.

You proved your point.

Perfect gift ...... Fancy liquor

I'll give it a week before some Mackem throwback has a pic of his " DUCKS" tattoo all over the Internet? " Whey, it's just like Paolo's! ftm"

Syd Little a Geordie? Who knew?

Vito had the leathers

It's a lovely looking bike btw.

The DMA taking their banner away is a massive slap in the face to the club, and should be a rallying cry to the fans. It won't be though, they'll still go to the games in their tens.

Irony?

I thought I told you to lick my Lovepump? Get lickin'. Bitch.

This just gets better and better

Phew, the Mackem CEO has said he's not a fascist. Everyone relax then.

Seriously Fabricio, you're going to join these ...... ? http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21992820

Took me a while ....

" So, err, that's where I didn't stab her....... No..... Not me !" " And , I didn't kill her here. Oh no sir!"

I cannot wait to see the carnage as SAFC implodes publicly.

Lick my Lovepump.

"God save SAFC It's a Fascist regime They sacked a moron And got another one " With apologies to the Sex Pistols.

This is absolutely fucking hilarious. I literally cannot stop laughing.