Monkeys Fist

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12040/8782696/Premier-League-Newcastle-United-managing-director-Derek-Llambias-has-left-the-club Newtons Law of Cunt Exchange - one in, one out.

He'll have been studying him since Llambeezee resigned.

Wasn't he available on a free transfer? Come on then Joe, free defender better than him, impress us

He hasn't. Lets not forget he plotted with Llambrezee and FC to oust Hughton.

Probably the most sensible thing we'll hear from Chairman Joe.

Spend less time boozing in your "Mackem jacuzzi" CT, you'll be able to fit in the dusting.

Amamobi, innit.

Look StevenL! It's a man with a big cock!

Welcome back JJ, it's a joke isn't it?

Bairn's ?

( totally agree HMHM)

RIP=Relegation Is Probable

So ....... Let me get this right ......... Houses don't clean themselves??

Aye, well, our only real hope now is that the useless old cunt dies, and quickly. Please.

Why?

As fantastic as it would be if this was just JFK getting it wrong, we're just not that lucky. With Ashley in charge , the most likely scenario is that it's the truth.